THERE THEIR MY GOOD FRIEND
Welcome to the chapter in which I am either going to
1. Roast myself
2. Be the biggest hypocrite on the planet
3. Probably mess up in the process of trying to help.
Let me state 2 facts about myself.
1. I can't spell to save my life.
2. My grammar is HORRIBLE.
There are probably so many mistakes in this book it's beyond cringe worthy.
Now, I'm a senior in the graduating class of 2018. I'm pretty high in my class rank and I've excelled in my English courses every single year, but you are looking at a girl that struggles to know the difference between a noun, verb, and adjective.
That some that never stuck with me. When someone asks me what they are I usually have to find a dictionary and look up the definition and piece stuff together until I can finally remember what it is.
Dictionary's are your friends.
Don't know how to spell something? Get a dictionary, download the dictionary app on your phone. It's only going to help you!
I know it probably looks nerdy to have a dictionary on your phone but WHO
CARES? Your trying to make good fanfiction, not worry about your social status.
Plus, using a dictionary is a GREAT way to come up with titles, but we'll speak about that later.
Now there is one thing that I did learn back in all those English classes.
The English language is fucking broken.
I'm honestly not sure who made up some of these rules, but it makes it more difficult on our half.
To anyone who is trying to learn the English language, sweetie I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry some dumbass made it so difficult. Don't feel bad, you're probably doing better than me.
Check this out.
This is an English language rule.
Put the 'I' before 'E' except after 'C'
Cool right? It even rhymes, but LOOK AT THIS BULLSH*T!
CHIEF
SCIENCE
that's how you correctly spell those words YET THE 'i' IS STILL BEFORE THE 'E' AND ITS AFTER 'C'.
Fuck the English language, but sadly it's the only one I can write in. It's difficult and confusing, but we need to know it.
The best way to prevent grammar mistakes is to read over your chapter before publishing.
I KNOW ITS BORING AND TIME CONSUMING BUT IT HELPS.
I finally started doing this and it saves so much more time because I still have to go back and correct all my mistakes in CTSY and believe me when I say that there are a lot.
This helps so much and I can't explain exactly how much better your writing will be if you just take the time out and read over it.
Geez, this wasn't much help at all.
CHAPTER REVIEW:
•THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS WEIRD
•READ OVER YOUR CHAPTERS
•BE BETTER AT GRAMMAR THAN CIERRA
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Fictionology ➳ writing & cover tips
De TodoA book in which I will probably roast myself into depression and become the one thing I hate, a hypocrite, just to give out a few writing and cover tips.
