Adventures in the Multiverse

Chapter 6: The Simpsons

If you've seen the Wizard of Oz musical called Wicked, you'll remember something from the musical.

     They arrive in The Simpsons world. Spyro says, "Drobot, scan what dimension this is." Drobot scans and says, "We have been taken to The Simpsons world." Nick says, "Okay. Now scan where we need to go." Drobot scans and says, "I shall take you to our designated location." As Drobot walks, Spyro says, "We have to follow him."
Everyone follows Drobot to the Simpson residence. Batman says, "Okay. This is where we need to go." Gandalf says, "It doesn't seem so bad. Shall we knock?" The Wicked Witch says, "Allow me." Boomer says, "Yeah. We should. She is new to the group, after all. Go ahead, Witch." The Wicked Witch says, "You can call me Elphaba. That is my real name." Boomer says, "Gotcha." Elphaba knocks. Who answers is Bart Simpson. Elphaba says, "Hello. I'll get my leader to ask you something." She moves out of Batman's way. Bart says, "Batman?" Batman says, "Hello. Is your father home?" Bart says, "No. He's at work." Batman says, "That's okay. How would you like to be with us?" Bart says, "With Batman? That would be awesome! So, what's going on?" Batman says, "So, there's this evil overlord named Lord Vortech, who wants to take over our worlds." Bart says, "Oh, boy. Yeah. I'm in." Batman says, "Excellent. Can we come in?" Bart says, "Sure." Bart lets our heroes in the house and says, "Mom! Look who came!" Marge Simpson comes in and says, "Oh, my gosh! Batman!" Batman says, "Hello. So, don't be afraid. But, your son...what's your name, kid?" Bart says, "Bart." Batman says, "So, don't be afraid. But, Bart decided to help us save different worlds. Including yours." Marge says, "Oh, my gosh! My son's going to be a hero! Good luck out there, Bart." Bart says, "Thanks, Mom. I'll be home when it's over. I promise." Marge says, "I hope so." Batman says, "We assure you, ma'am. He will be." Our heroes go to the backyard and Batman finds the Shift Keystone in a pod. Batman says, "The Shift Keystone. Someone's trying to help us." Pop Fizz says, "Could it be that robotic voice we heard when we got back to Vorton?" Spyro says, "You could be right, Pop Fizz." Blaster-Tron says, "My scanners tell me we have to hit the pod. Allow me." He walks to the pod and slashes it with his laser sword. The keystone activates and those different colored vortexes we saw in The Wizard of Oz world show up. Batman says, "Alright. Here's the plan. Elphaba, you take the blue vortex. And Bart, you take the yellow vortex. Go." Elphaba and Bart jump in their designated vortexes. Elphaba breaks a treehouse and Bart pushes a box off of the roof of the house and it breaks Santa's Little Helper's doghouse. Elphaba makes some of the pieces levitate to build a trampoline. Crash Bandicoot jumps on the trampoline and grabs onto a pole. He grabs onto other poles and climbs them to climb the chimney. Everyone else tags along. Then, micromanagers grab them. When they're in the sky, Batman throws a Batarang at the micromanagers' hands and they drop our heroes. They fall for a long time. They land on the sidewalk next to Krusty the Clown. Batman looks at him and says, "Hey, you." Krusty says, "Who? Me?" Batman says, "Yes. Will you help us save different worlds including yours?" Krusty says, "Sure. Anything for Batman." Batman says, "Perfect. Can I have your name?" Krusty says, "My name is Krusty." Daryl says, "Do you guys think we should introduce ourselves, too?" Golden Queen says, "That would be a good idea." Everyone says their name and Batman says, "Krusty, do you know this boy?" Krusty says, "Yeah. That's Bart Simpson." Batman says, "Do you know where his dad works?" Krusty says, "He works at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. I don't know where it is, though." Spyro says, "That's okay. Wolfgang, follow the scent. Lead us to the power plant." Wolfgang says, "Alright. Sure thing." He sniffs and walks. Spyro says, "Follow him." Everyone follows Wolfgang to the power plant.
Batman says, "So, you don't use Drobot for everything?" Spyro says, "That's true." Batman says, "Enough talking. Let's keep moving."
They walk inside the power plant, avoiding the toxic waste. Homer says, "Then I press this button." Exhaust pipes break and Homer says, "D'oh!" Spyro says, "I see something down there. I'll go take care of it." He jumps down, goes into a dark cave, pulls out his Magic phone and turns on his flashlight. He finds pieces to build with. He makes the pieces levitate to build a vine-like machine with a grapple handle on it. Batman pulls out his grapple gun, shoots the grapple handle and pulls until the machine activates and pulls up the Shift Keystone. Harry Potter hits the pod with his wand and the three different colored vortexes appear. He jumps in the red vortex and turns a wheel that disables the broken exhaust pipes. He jumps in the blue vortex. Rick jumps in the yellow vortex and pulls a switch that pulls up a bridge to walk above a pool of nuclear waste. They walk on the bridge and Spyro says, "Security cameras. I got this." He turns on his cybermask, that turns him into a human LEGO minifigure, and walks past the security cameras and disables them. Batman says, "You can turn into a human being?" Spyro says, "Yes. It's my way to blend in with humans." Then, the adventure continues.
Everyone finds Homer being tortured by Emmet, Wyldstyle, Bad Cop, Benny and UniKitty's worst enemy, Lord Business. Well, Bad Cop used to work with him. But, Lord Business left Bad Cop to die in the think tank. Bart says, "Dad!" Homer says, "Bart? Batman? Superman?" Superman says, "We'll save you, Mr. Simpson!" Sonic says, "Why does he make me think of Dr. Eggman with his mustache shaved off and a white shirt on?" Blossom says, "Well, we know this is Homer Simpson, Sonic." Sonic says, "I know. I was just saying." Lord Business says, "Bad Cop? What're you doing with them?" Bad Cop says, "You abandoned me." Lord Business says, "Since when did I do that?" Bad Cop says, "You said you were going to leave me to die in the think tank." Lord Business says, "Oh, yeah. I forgot that." Emmet says, "What're you going to do to him, Lord Business?" Lord Business says, "Well, Emmet, he has something that I need. So, me and my micromanagers are going to torture him until we have it. Micromanagers!" They torture Homer until some plutonium flies out of his pocket. Lord Business catches it and says, "Well, then. Simple enough." Him and the micromanagers leave with it. Ro-Bow shoots his bow at the floor of where Homer is and says, "Come here!" Homer tries to walk carefully on the rope attached to Ro-Bow's arrow, carefully. But, he almost falls. Luckily, he grabbed onto the rope. Spyro says, "You'll be okay, Mr. Simpson! Just use your hands to come to us!" Homer goes hand-over-hand to our heroes. Batman says, "Will you help us save different dimensions?" Homer says, "I don't know." Bart says, "Come on, Dad! It's going to be a great adventure! I guarantee it!" Homer says, "Ah, what the heck?"
He goes with our heroes to Mr. Burns' office, from Wolfgang following the scent. Homer says, "I just hope Mr. Burns isn't here." Batman says, "Let's see...it looks like we need to break these crates." Rick says, "I got it." He shoots his shotgun at all three of them. Garfield says, Maybe I know what to build with these. He builds different colored pods. Just like those different colored vortexes, one of those pods is red, one of them is blue and one of them is yellow. But, then, The Joker and Harley Quinn come in through the only window in the office, if you watch The Simpsons. The Joker says, "Look, Harley! It's our old pal, Batsy!" Batman says, "Joker. Harley." The Joker says, "Ding ding ding! One point for the Dork Knight!" Spyro whispers in Batman's ear, "Did he mean 'Dark' Knight?" Batman says, "Yes." Spyro says, "Man. Even I hate when Kaos gives me and the other Skylanders stupid nicknames." Harley Quinn says, "Were you saying our nickname for Batsy was stupid?" Spyro says, "I would say that to a villian like you and Joker." Ghost Roaster says, "Kaos is our villian, by the way." Spyro says, "There was no reason for to cut in, Ghost Roaster." Ghost Roaster says, "Okay. Sorry, Spyro." Spyro says, "You're fine, buddy." Ghost Roaster says, "Okay. That's good. I just didn't---" Spyro yells, "JUST SHUT UP! Jeez!" The Joker says, "Oooooookay, then. Anyway, do you know what these different colored pods are?" He pulls a clock out like he's timing them. The clock goes off and he says, "Time's up! My associates say it's a power unit." Boomer says, "Oh, yeah. It kind of does look like a power unit." Spyro says, "Shut up, Boomer." Boomer says, "Yes, Spyro." The Joker and Harley Quinn jump out of the window and 10 seconds later, they come back with a giant robot. Batman sighs and says, "Not this again. Duck!" They all duck down, dodging The Joker's behemoth robotic hand. The Joker gets rid of the walls of the office. He throws out some shells that look like those toy teeth you wind up and then they click their teeth. The shells open up to The Joker's goons. The martian signals our heroes to stand back and shoots all of the goons with it's ray gun. The Joker watches his goons disintegrate until their skeletons show and says, "How dare you?" The martian talks in it's language. Stripe goes to the Shift Keystone, scratches the pod and it activates. Beetlejuice says, "I'll deal with this." The Joker is located where the red vortex would take Beetlejuice. So, Beetlejuice jumps in the red vortex and The Joker tries to shoot him. Beetlejuice says, "You think that'll kill me? I'm already dead!" The Joker says, "A ghost, huh?" Before The Joker could think, Beetlejuice turns his hand into a hammer, bonks him on the head and says, "Ha! Too late!" After Beetlejuice turns his hand back to normal, The Joker queues Harley Quinn to come in. Beetlejuice says, "Mallet battle, huh? Bring it on!" He turns his hand back into a hammer. Harley gets ready to hit him. She tries to bonk Beetlejuice on the head but misses. Beetlejuice says, "You're gonna have to try harder than that. What I'm saying is...do it more like this." He bonks her on the head. After he turns his hand back to normal, Harley plants a bomb and moves away. Beetlejuice jumps towards our heroes. Ghost Roaster says, "Sweet! Another ghost!" The bomb blows up and destroys The Joker's mechanical gargantuan. The Joker says, "You can't do this to me!" He throws out more teeth shells that open up to more goons. Beetlejuice scares all of them to death by having snakes grow out of his hair. The Joker becomes furious and says, "Oh...my...GOSH!" Ghost Roaster whips the Shift Keystone with his chain and spikeball coming out of his ghost body and the vortexes show up. He jumps in the yellow vortex and The Joker says, "You look like you're half skeleton, half ghost." Ghost Roaster says, "You're right." He whips the side of The Joker's leg and The Joker falls on his side. He queues Harley Quinn to come in. Ghost Roaster grabs onto his chain and spikeball and spins it with his hand. He says, "You want a piece of this?" Harley Quinn says, "Bring it on!" Ghost Roaster whips the side of her legs and Harley falls on her side. She gets up, plants a bomb and moves away. Ghost Roaster jumps towards our heroes. Batman says, "I'll finish him." The bomb blows up and destroys the gargantuan, again. The Joker throws out more teeth shells that open up to the final batch of goons. Batman throws a Batarang that hits all of them, then the Shift Keystone, which activates. He grabs his Batarang and jumps in the blue vortex. The Joker says, "Oh, you'll be easy, Batsy." Batman says, "Not this time, Joker." He punches him. The Joker queues Harley Quinn to come in. Batman says, "Bring it on, Harley." Harley swing her mallet at him but misses. Batman says, "Not good enough." He kicks her. Harley gets up, plants a bomb and moves away. Batman jumps towards our heroes as the bomb blows up and destroys all of The Joker's robotic gargantuan. The Joker and Harley Quinn come flying towards our heroes and Harley says, "Okay, Batsy. You win." The Joker says, "Yep. We give up. You can send us to Gotham Prison if you want." Batman says, "How about you join us?" The Joker says, "Why would we do that? We're enemies." Batman says, "I know. And I can tell you and Harley made an alliance with Lord Vortech to end all these dimensions. Do you realize if he does, that means you and Harley, too?" The Joker says, "Good point. Alright. We'll ditch Lord Vortech. If...we can keep this." He holds out another keystone. Pop Fizz says, "I think it's important if you take that with us." Spyro says, "It is, Pop Fizz." Pop Fizz says, "Okay, I remembered correctly." Harley says, "Okay. Where are we going?" A vortex shows up and Batman says, "There." Our heroes jump in the vortex.