Ask or Dare Stevidot

Dare

KieraMumma: I dare steven to uhh.... OH I KNOW! to use inappropriate pickup lines. then for peri to hit him for it XD
Steven: But I don't know any inappropriate pick up lines
Amethyst: I know a couple but there way too inappropriate for you. Let's look online.
Steven pulled out his phone and looked up inappropriate pick up lines. He blushed as he read a lot of them.
Steven: Should I really do this?
Amethyst: Yes. Here we'll pick ones that aren't too inappropriate. Peridot probably wont even get any of them.
Steven read through the pick up lines Amethyst gave him and looked at her nervously.
Steven: Are you sure?
Amethyst: Trust me.
Steven: Yea but I feel like we've been doing this to Peridot a lot. She'll probably end up beating me up soon.
Amethyst: No she won't. Peridot couldn't stand to beat up her little soulmates perfect face.
Steven blushed.
Steven: Whatever lets just get this over with.
Steven was about to go look for Peridot until the door opened. He turned around and saw Peridot walk inside.
Peridot: Hey guys?
Amethyst whispered in Stevens ear.
Amethyst: Here's your chance. I'll go away and act like I'm not listening.
Amethyst walked over to the fridge and opened it pretending to look for something to eat.
Peridot: Hey Steven.
Steven: Hi peridot you look good today.
Peridot: Wow, thanks
Steven: But you know what would look even better on you.
Peridot: What?
Steven: Me.
Peridot blushed looking at him in confusion. She just decided to shake it off and walked over to a seat.
Peridot: Ok......I'm gonna go sit down.
Steven: You know Peridot my lap would be much more comfortable than that seat.
Peridot pushed him away slightly as her face turned even darker. She sat down avoiding eye contact. Amethyst covered her mouth trying so hard not to laugh.
Steven: I was wondering if you wanted to hang out later. I've got a backseat with your name on it.
Peridot: That....That doesn't even make any sense.
A few seconds went by of awkward silence until Steven spoke up again.
Steven: I wish you were a pig.
Peridot: What? Why?
Steven: Cause then you'd have six....
Steven pointed at her chest. Peridot didn't quite get it at first until it hit her in the head like a ton of bricks. Peridot blushed madly and covered her chest. She hit Steven over the head making him groan in pain and hold onto his head.
Steven: Ooowwww.
Amethyst couldn't hold it in anymore as she burst out laughing, falling onto the ground.
Peridot: What's wrong with you today. You're acting weird!
Steven: I'm sorry. It was a dare.
Peridot: Another one! Ugh I'm so gonna get you back one day.