"i'm sorry i shot you in the ass with a blow dart."
"what a pain in the ass."
"jackson, if you don't shut the hell up with your humpty dumpty dumb ass puns-"
"what? then what?" he taunted.
"then i'll shoot a blow dart into your ass!"
"oh, hell no! i need my ass! for..."
"for butt things?"
"well, yeah, actually, just butt things."
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cake「 mark 」
Fanfictionnothing says i'm sorry like a cake. best ranks: #708 markson #98 crackfic
