Betrayed by the Elves: A Percy Jackson and Keeper of the Lost Cities Crossover

Elves Doing Their Magic Thingamabobs...

Thalia Grace pov

I was running to Camp Half-Blood with the rest of the Hunters.

 Why were we running you ask? 'Cuz we wanted to show off. 

What? Like you don't want too. 

We blow the hunting horn. I expected to see Kelp head (Percy) , Annabeth, and the rest of the seven along with Nico, to come racing towards us. 

But... no one came running to the top of the hill. *cue sad face* 

What was happening? 

They were always running towards us when I blew the hunting horn... Every single time I came! 

I was wandering around camp when I heard some sounds from the infirmary and ran towards it. 

What had kelp head do this time? 

When I got inside, I was immediately tackled by Annabeth. I finally pulled her off me and looked around. I saw that the infirmary had new scorch marks on the walls, saw two people with faces that looked like constipated ducks, and Leo talking with somebody who had strawberry-blonde hair. Both of their faces looked like very angry ducklings. 

Shhhhh... Don't tell them I said that... Anywho, I used my taxicab whistle (I perfected it over the years) and everybody stopped. 

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON??!?!?!?! THIS PLACE IS A MESS!!! WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE?!?!?!?! WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MESSED UP?!?!?! AND MOST OF ALL, WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE?!?!?!" I shouted. 

Kelp head stepped up and told nonchalantly," Those new people are elves... Don't ask them if they work for Santa... I already did and that's what made this." *cue the wild gestures* 

I rolled my eyes, of course kelp head would cause chaos with just one, simple question.  

"Okay... Everybody meeting at the... *cue dramatic pause and music* dining hall in five minutes..." said my baby brother, Jason, who, again, was letting his leadership take over. 

How did he get so dramatic? His dad's not Zeus, a.k.a. the drama queen, yet he's using dramatic pauses and music! Life's mysteries...

-------*in robotic voice* 5 Minutes Later-------

We were at the dining hall and each of us were taking turns talking about each other and stuff. By the end of the "group discussion", I learned that Sophie has a bunch of weird but cool powers. 

Wait... I'm talking like I'm in school!!!! AHHHHH!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!

There's this dude, Keefe, that everybody, except for us Greeks, kept looking at weirdly and he could tell what people's emotions are and mimic people.

The emotion thing is weird, I would not like anybody knowing what I'm feeling, thank you very much.

I found out that strawberry dude, Dex, was a technopath. Which is basically an elve's version of a Hephaestus kid. There's this girl, Biana, who was near Leo the whole time and looks like an Aphrodite kid she could sneak up on everybody since she can vanish, so she's called a Vanisher. 

People these days, have such creative names! *note the sarcasm* WAIT... This is a very important matter... Are those two dating? 

So, anyways, there's this dude that I can tell that Sophie likes he can talk to Sophie telepathically so he's a Telepath. 

Those two better not have any romantic conversations or else I'll bust their heads! 

Stina's this girl who I know I won't like very much and she has the same ability as the Keefe dude. 

I could tell that she liked my baby brother... She better keep her hands off him!! 

Well, that's basically everybody that we covered during our "nice dining room" discussion. 

Here's something that you should know:

I had to electrocute everybody since everything was going CRAZY!!!!! Which took up my energy, so... I passed out... This information was from Leo, so please, I'm not sure if this is correct.

I had to rely on him.... How could I stoop this low?

CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I told you guys that I'll update today!! I'M VERY HAPPY THAT I KEPT MY PROMISE!!!!!!! 

TOODLES!!!!