Tacos

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Roderich hung up the phone. "There Gilbert.. its done. Now please can I go." Gilbert chuckled. "Oh fuck no! You still deserve an ass kicking for spreading that shit across the school." Elizabeta sighed. "Gilbert, i'm hungry... also i think we have punished him enough, dont you?" "Stay out of this princess handjob," Gilbert said. "A mans got to do what a man does... and that is repeatedly beat the shit out of Austrians. My ancestors did it and i wont stop doing it!" Elizabeta scoffed "Gil its 2017. Prussia doesn't exist, there isnt a war and no you cannot stab Roderich with your broadsword." Gilbert sighed looked at Elizabeta. "How about tacos?" "What?" came a response. "You said you were hungry so what about tacos. Roderich is paying." "I-i am?" Roderich squeaked. "You bet your fucking ass you are." Said Gilbert. 

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