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{at the (l/n) [ur last name] household}
(y/n):*in her room*
(y/n):ah yes some decent quiet time
*H E A V Y F O O T S T E P S*
Jeremy:*slams door open*KA KAW
(y/n):*gets scared and falls off bed*MOM WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT LETTING JEREMY IN OUR HOUSE
(y/n):*gets up and looks at Jeremy*what are you wearing?
Jeremy:ya like it*pose*

[what Jeremy is wearing]
Michael:*standing beside (y/n)*dude save some pussy for us
(y/n):*is s p o o k e d and falls backwards*MICHAEL WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
Michael:from my mom's vagin-
(y/n):THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
Michael:*points at wide open window*your window was open
(y/n):AND THAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO C-*looks at what hes wearing*

(y/n):did........did you guys go shopping without me......?
(Michael and jeremy look at eachother)
Jeremy:it was a..........guy's day out......like a girls day out, BUT WE DID BUY YOU A HOODIE
(y/n):*wipes away fake tears*r-really?
Michael:yea! Here*hands (y/n) a bag*
(y/n):*takes out hoodie from bag*H O L Y S H I T

{the hoodie} {OMG IT EVEN HAS A TAIL}
(y/n):*puts on hoodie*
(y/n) with stars in eyes:PIKA PIKA MOTHERFUCKER
{(y/n) runs out the door running down the stairs yelling "PIKA PIKA"while Jeremy and Michael follow behind Jeremy screaming "KAWWW" and Michael moving his hands around}
(y/n),Jeremy,and Michael:*run out the front door*
(y/n)'s mom:is that what kids do these days..?

BONUS:
Jeremy:you want some tail gurl?
Jeremy:*flicks tail at (y/n)*
(y/n):your tail is small Jeremy
Jeremy:*turns head*wot.....?

{art used is by spibbles and trash-cass on tumblr}