Yaint

398 28 5
                                    

-
Jeremy:what do you want for dinner?
(y/n):your dick.
Jeremy:......
(y/n):your *pick. Sorry, autocorrect
Jeremy:this is a verbal conversation
-
Michael:we're going to get high and fuck
Michael:I meant high as fuck
Michael:no I didn't
-
Michael:hey (y/n) do you wanna get boned in my basement?
(y/n):......
Michael:.....
(y/n):......
Michael:did I say boned? Oh I meant stoned. Sorry that's just my autocorrect
(y/n):always be aware of a- wait, this is a verbal conversation
-
(y/n):hey Jeremy do you like anyone?
Jeremy:yeah you.
(y/n):me?!
Jeremy:yeah, you? Stupid autocorrect.
(y/n):this is a verbal conversation
-

Weird B e more chill things with readerWhere stories live. Discover now