Weird things (y/n) has said

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"Dude..you have cum in your hair"

"IF YOU GET STONED IN A BASEMENT, ARE YOU REALLY HIGH?!?!?"

"BEEP BOP BOO BEEP BOP BOO BEEP BOP BOO BEEP"

"JEREMY IS CONFIRMED A FURRY"

" IF YOU AIN'T TALKING TACO I DON'T WANNA TALK"

"[Spanish nonsense]"

"*during class* *MOANS*AHHH YEA MR.KRABS"

"can I call you squipward instead:D*gets shocked*"

"oh shit whaddap dog"

"You cant reach the remote?CALL UPON THE DEMONS OF SELZAR"

"when he is suddenly cute after you see him masturbate-Justgirlythings"

"IM FINNA BUST A NUT"

"BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS, LICK ON THESE NUTS AND SUCK THE DICK.
GET THE FUCK OUT AFTER YOU'RE DONE, AND HOP INTO MY RIDE AND MAKE A QUICK RUN."

"Jeremy has to take a piss, but he has a boner"

And last but not least my fav one




























































"VORE ME YOU GOD DAMN DOLPHIN FUCKER"
















































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