"Dude..you have cum in your hair"
"IF YOU GET STONED IN A BASEMENT, ARE YOU REALLY HIGH?!?!?"
"BEEP BOP BOO BEEP BOP BOO BEEP BOP BOO BEEP"
"JEREMY IS CONFIRMED A FURRY"
" IF YOU AIN'T TALKING TACO I DON'T WANNA TALK"
"[Spanish nonsense]"
"*during class* *MOANS*AHHH YEA MR.KRABS"
"can I call you squipward instead:D*gets shocked*"
"oh shit whaddap dog"
"You cant reach the remote?CALL UPON THE DEMONS OF SELZAR"
"when he is suddenly cute after you see him masturbate-Justgirlythings"
"IM FINNA BUST A NUT"
"BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS, LICK ON THESE NUTS AND SUCK THE DICK.
GET THE FUCK OUT AFTER YOU'RE DONE, AND HOP INTO MY RIDE AND MAKE A QUICK RUN.""Jeremy has to take a piss, but he has a boner"
And last but not least my fav one
"VORE ME YOU GOD DAMN DOLPHIN FUCKER"
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