Its 4 am what am I doing

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{in Michaels basement}
Michael and (y/n):*waiting for jeremy to arrive*
(y/n):where is he?!?!?
Jeremy:*opens basement door*IM HEERE! IM HERE AND I'M-
Michael:don't
Jeremy:QUEERE
Michael:*face palms*
Jeremy:*tries to go down the stairs but falls down and lands on his back*I should've paid better attention in climbing class..
(y/n):*appearing over him with a concerned expression*you mean gym.....right?
*few min later*
Jeremy:god im thirsty
Michael:in what way?
Michael:like do you water or dick?
Jeremy:both probably*wink wonk*
(y/n):HELL YA AQUAMAN'S DICK
Michael:why are we like this..
(y/n):*sneezes*
Michael:I love you
(y/n):don't you mean "bless you"?
Michael:you heard me
(y/n):.....

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