Sleepover

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Jake(sleeping on floor)
Jeremy(sleeping on his bed)
Rich(sleeping on floor)
(y/n)(sleeping on a mattress cuz Jeremy is a gentleman)
Michael(sleeping on the floor)
2 am:
(y/n),softly:we're soaring...
Michael:F L Y I N G
(y/n) and Michael:THERE'S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CA-
Jeremy:GUYS PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP
3 min later:
(y/n):.......
(y/n):......
(y/n):does mike wazowski wink or blink?
Jake:holy shit
Jeremy:GUYS SHhHH
5 min later:
(y/n):-_-
(y/n):I have a question. So like, when something is suspicious we say 'something smells fishy'. Why do we do that? Why is fish-smell suspicious? What did the fish do?
Rich:go the fuck to sleep
3 am:
(y/n):if y-
Jeremy:will you ever go to bed at a normal hour?
(y/n):will you ever kiss me?
Jeremy:what
(y/n):what
6 min later:
(y/n):what if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was mozzarella?
Michael:*LAUGH*
Jeremy:I hate you
(y/n):wow,well, guess what? I hate you too
Jake[in a narrator voice]:they actually wanna bone eachother soooooooo bad
(y/n):J A K E
Jake:wot?
4 am:
(y/n):Jeremy, you're one thicc bih
Jeremy:wha-
(y/n):lemme see that JUSSY HUSSY!
Jeremy:*blushing*(Y-Y/N)!
(y/n):wot?
5 am:
(y/n):there are some bright colored beetles, like "oh man wait don't eat me, dontcha see I'm poisonous"
(y/n):and bird's are like"oh ok, sorry guy's"
(y/n):and there are some other beetles. Birds eat them very well.
(y/n):evaluation! Isn't it unfair? Like "hey, mother nature, why do you like them more than us?" or "I knew I was born in the wrong family"
(y/n):........
(y/n):are you guys even listening?
Rich:I wanted you to shut up at first but then I got interested
12 pm:
(y/n):*pulls the covers off Jeremy's bed*LET'S GET SHIT DONE TODAY
Jeremy:*glares*we don't do that in this house
Jeremy:*blushes*
Jeremy:are you wearing my shirt?
(y/n):*inhales*m a y b e

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