"Iwa-chan! Hanging out with your girlfriend again?" Oikawa grinned.
"Shut up, Trashykawa!" Hajime smacked the childish narcissistic setter, who grunted.
"Hajime, don't you think Oikawa thinks of adorable nicknames?" You laughed.
"What the hell do you mean?" He asked.
"Iwa-chan... Iwa-chan... That's straight up adorable." You laughed.
"Yeah, maybe to some people." He chuckled.
"Definitely." You pinched his nose.
"Hajime, have you already forgotten what today is?" You asked.
"Uh- yeah." He said. You smirked.
"It's your birthday, how did you forget that?" You laughed. He smiled.
"You remembered." He touched your cheek.
"You forgot." You laughed.
"Very funny, (First name), very funny." He laughed, shaking his head playfully.
"Honestly, how do you forget your birthday?" You laughed.
"No idea." He smiled. He touched your face.
"I'm happy you remembered when I couldn't remember myself." He said. You cupped his face gently.
"You thought I would forget?" You teased.
"Of course not, Hajime my little baby." You laughed.
"Seriously? Baby?" He rolled his eyes. You pulled him in for a kiss.
"Why not?" You laughed.
"Even I would prefer being called Iwa-chan."
"Don't fuss." You playfully punched him.
"Yeah, don't fuss, Iwa-chan. I don't fuss." Came the voice of the ever-so-charming Oikawa. You turned to him. He grinned.
"You don't fuss, Oikawa?" You laughed. You ruffled his hair. He ruffled yours back.
"Since when did I fuss?" He pouted. You grinned.
"Hmm... If I recall... Someone was fussing over how I wore my hair." You smirked. He went red.
"I... I was not fussing! I just thought you'd look better letting it down!" He scratched the back of his neck.
"Okay, okay, Trashykawa! Shut up!" Hajime smacked him again.
"Ugh, Iwa-chan, you're going to break my back one day!" Oikawa groaned.
"I don't mind if I break your back, Assikawa."
"Somebody's jealous." Teased Oikawa. You laughed. Your own boyfriend was jealous of his so-called best friend/child?
"Hajime, are you jealous of Oikawa?" You teased. Oikawa grinned.
"I think he is." Oikawa laughed.
"Why would you be jealous of your dear friend here?" You laughed. He blushed.
"No! I wasn't! Since when did I say that? No, Trashykawa! Don't touch her!" He hit Oikawa again.
"Yeah, don't hit Oikawa either, Hajime." You grinned. He rolled his eyes.
"It's your birthday, don't get angry. Be happy, okay?" You pinched his cheek.
"Happy birthday, love you." You planted a kiss on his cheek. He went red.
"I- I love you too..." He said, scratching the back of his head.
"Nothing to be embarrassed about." You laughed.
"Yeah, sure." He looked away.
"Iwa-chan, you're being sarcastic again." Oikawa teased.
"Shut up, Trashykawa!"
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"Hajime, you do know there was no point in being jealous right? Why would I cheat on you for Oikawa? I mean- it's Oikawa." You laughed, your head on his shoulder.
"I don't know. I just don't like him touching you and talking to you in his annoying flirtatious way." He said. You smiled.
"It's okay, I will not fall for him. I don't think he's actually trying to make me fall for him anyway." You assured him.
"Why did you fall for me anyway?" He asked. You looked at him.
"Because you were caring and protective. You'd make an amazing father." You laughed.
"So it was because of that." He grinned as he looked down.
"Why?" You asked. He smiled.
"You're really unique from other girls, you know?" He smiled.
"In what way?" You asked.
"Most girls focus on looks overall. You focus on heart. That's why I love you, (First name)." He kissed your head.
"Let me guess, girls fall for you because of your biceps?" You laughed. He laughed.
"Usually."
"If I were to fall for you because of looks, it wouldn't be your biceps, you know." You smiled.
"Then what would it be?" He asked.
"Your smile."
"What?" He looked shocked.
"Come on, smile." You looked into his eyes.
"I thought my smile didn't look good. I barely smile. Like you know that setter from Karasuno? Kageyama? He doesn't smile much. So when he smiled, it went terribly wrong. So how does my smile look good?" He asked.
"Hajime, your smile is natural. Kageyama's is forced. You have to smile more. It's your birthday. You are supposed to be happy. Show me your smile." You smiled. He cracked a small smile.
"There, I love that smile."
"Thank you, (First name)." He smiled.
He kissed you, still smiling. His smile was the best thing that made your day.
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A/N:
a bit late for his birthday (like 2 days) but idc ok so yea happy birthday to him i guess... i lied it was not daichi nor whoever i said eh. kuro next i promise this time.
~slytherinseeker
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Fanfictioni wrote like majority of these when i was like 12 back when i had no moral compass and they are worse than you think plus everything posted past 2017 was basically written as a joke please be gentle w me