Unfathomable

Splash

I tucked both my lips in. Trying my hardest not to laugh I watched her wake up as if she was a fish out of water. I couldn't hold it in any longer, laughing my lungs dry I continued to spray her until half the water was gone. Before I could finish her off she put a pillow in front of her face. Peaking over the pillow she looked at me to see if I was going to spray her. Aiming my gun at her face pretending like I was she screamed at the top of her lungs and backed up into the wall.

"Alright you betta' stop all that yelling before the neighbors think somebody dying" I said with a serious smirk.

Although she knew I was joking, she wouldn't dare scream again. I looked over her soaked t-shirt and drenched hair. Biting my lip I motioned for her to come here. She looked at me then into another direction, I followed her eyes which led to the door.

"Don't even thin-" before I could even finish my sentence she took off straight towards the stairs.

I ran after her trying not to slip. Just my luck I stepped on one of her earrings.

"Uhh" I moaned aggressively through gritted teeth.

"Goddammit Mya, I thought I told yo' ass to stop leaving yo' fucking earrings everywhere" I yelled as it echoed off the house walls.

I made my way down the stairs, making sure not to step on anything else I checked the garage. She wasn't there, but those other 2 water guns we stored on the 4th shelf were missing. I knew I was in for it. The last thing I wanted to do was get soaked my damn self. I closed and locked the garage door very slowly trying not to make any sound. I didn't know where she was and I prayed she didn't know where I was either. Looking around I checked the guest room first making sure I closed everywhere I already looked. After I secured the 1st floor there was only one place she could be, the basement. She knew good and well NOT to go down here. We agreed that if I got to keep the basement as my man cave she could have the attic for whatever her and her friends wanted to do. I still had to check though because I know she crazy. When I walked down the short 7 steps my eyes were in shock and my jaw became lower than usual. This girl had my PS4 and my favorite wine balancing on the edge of the bar counter top. I looked at her for a second.

"Mya" I called with a serious face.

"Shhhhh" she whispered with her index finger in between her lips.

Pointing the water gun at me she said "You know how much this Brazilian cost?" referring to her weave that's now soaked.

"Yea, I payed for it" I said sarcastically although I was dead serious.

I guess she didn't think it was funny because she let a load right into my face that left my shirt damp.

"Try Again" she said calmly while tilting her head.

I swear I'm for real about to tackle her ass. Thinking fast I looked at her then at my shit dangling. It's going to take me about 3 seconds to get to her but it'll take less for her to simply knock my shit on the floor.

"Bae, you know that's my favorite wine?" I asked her becoming a little worried.

"You know this my favorite hair?" she questioned back.

I laughed and she smiled. That same beautiful smile that got me here in the first place. I'll do anything for this girl. Dropping my water gun I put both my hands up in surrender.

"You giving up?" she questioned.

Looking at the smirk on her face made me shake my head. She really thought that shit was worth me giving in. Nah definitely not, but looking at the satisfaction on her face made me give in.

"Yea bae" I said sarcastically disappointed.

It's about time I let her win something. Shit me doing this could actually get me some tonight. I looked up at her seductively and she knew it was a rap. Tonight, I made sure the neighbors knew my name.