Fluffy Writes

Mockery

"I'm boooored, Killua!" whined a boy rolling back and forth across the carpet.

His friend looked at him with an unsurprised look, "Really? I never knew."

"Do something!"

"What the hell, stupid! I'm not your gosh darn entertainer!" the ex-assassin hissed, lightly kicking Gon in the back.

Gon just pouted, stopping to stare at the ceiling as Killua sat down and leaned on him. They stayed like that, listening to each other's soft breaths as their chests rose up and down.

"Killua, I just had the best idea." Gon stated in a serious manner, eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Yeah well, none of your ideas are good." Killua scoffed, while his friend started to look crestfallen, "But of course you're going to say it and force me to go along with it aren't you?"

Gon nodded immediately, a grin stretched wide across his features, "Yup! Now gimme your clothes!" he chirped, sitting up with his hands stretched in front expectantly.

"Wha-what now!?"

"Clothes, as in the things you are wearing."

"Y-you can't just ask someone to strip!"

"Just, gimme a pair of your clothing!"

Killua eyed Gon suspiciously before groaning, "Go get it yourself, you know where I put my clothes."

Gon happily smiled and went into the bathroom with Killua's shorts, shirt, and turtleneck sweater. Killua looked disapprovingly at the closed-door, shaking his head tiredly as he laid on his stomach. His arms tucked comfortably underneath his chin, feet kicking the air gently.

Finally after a few moments of fumbling, Gon came out sporting Killua's normal attire; turtleneck with a white v-neck fitted loosely over it and his shorts. He glanced cheerfully at Killua, looking for approval.

"Ummm, good...job?" The albino stuttered, an eyebrow raised curiously.

Gon seemed to grin even wider, "It even smells like you, Killua!" He piped, hugging the fabric closer to his body.

Killua choked, face erupting into dark shade of scarlet, "W-w-what the hell, you idiot! You're so embarrassing!" He screeched, flinging a couch cushion at his friend's face.

Gon sidestepped cheekily, "Baaaaka!" He mimicked, eyebrows furrowing, "I'm Killua! I love chocolate, but not as much as I love Goooon!"

Killua stared at Gon with his mouth open, his expression turned dark, "That's NOT what I sound like."

"I'm Killua and I'm a grumpy kitty! I love Gon soooooooo much!" Gon yelled, coughing on his own laughter."

"Oh you wanna play dirty? Alright...it's on!" Killua growled, stomping over to the bathroom and throwing on Gon's clothing, even slapping on some gel for good measure.

Holy crap, I smell like Gon now.

He punched the door open, "I'm Gon! And I can produce more steam than a steamboat if you give me a hard enough math question!" He squawked in a high-pitched voice, fluttering his eyelashes quickly.

"Hey! That's mean!" Gon pouted, crossing his arms.

"You started it."

"Fine then! I'm Killua! And I love to sleep with the stuffed animal Gon gave me on Valentines Day!"

Killua squeaked, "How d-did you know!?"

"I'm an early riser." Gon said, sticking out his tongue.

"Screw you! I'm Gon and punching holes in walls and going on death adventures are my hobbies!"

"I'm Killua and my vocabulary list is full of words related to idiot!"

"I'm Gon and whining and pouting are my specialty!"

"Baaaaaaaka!" Gon dragged, shoving his hands in his pockets.

"Killua, let's go kill ourselves because of my selfishness!" Killua shrieked, sparkles glittering around his face while he squished his cheeks. The perfect imitation of someone that's high on candy.

Click.

Killua snapped his head in Gon's direction, eyes widening in horror as he saw the camera in his friend's hand. Gon had tears in his eyes as his body trembled to contain the laughter threatening to erupt.

"Hey! Delete that NOW!" Killua screeched furiously, sprinting over to snatch the phone.

Gon burst out laughing, barely managing to evade Killua's grasping hands as he ran behind the couch. Killua viciously growled, jumping swiftly over the couch to chase his mischievous friend. They ran around in circles, watching each other carefully, deducing the other's next move. 

But Killua had the advantage; he activated Godspeed(o), body tingling with pale blue electricity. He grinned smugly as his arms looped around Gon's legs and back, hoisting him up easily. The boy yelped, looking at Killua with startled gaze, realizing that he has activated his power.

"Killuaaa! That's not fair!" Gon whined, crossing his arms.

"All's fair in love a-!?" Killua quoted as his friend kissed him shortly on the cheek.

"All's fair in love and war!" Gon shouted, running his fingers along Killua's ear.

"Wha-Gon NO!" Before the laughter could force his way out of his throat, Killua pushed Gon to the floor and scribbled crazily at his sides.

"Killu-ach! Waihahahat! Stohohop!" He squealed, barely managing form the sentence.

Killua ran his fingers across his friend's stomach, making him choke on laughter, "Kihihi-Kihihluahaha! Stohahahap!"

"What?? I can't hear you!" Killua teased, slowing down only a little.

"Gehehet off!" 

"Delete the picture!" 

"No!"

"You sure about that?" Killua purred, grazing his nails on Gon's neck.

"Okahay! Just gehehet off!" Gon giggled, trying to fend off Killua's hands.

The albino grinned triumphantly, standing up with a stretch. Gon pouted as he took out his phone, scrolling to the picture where Killua pretended to not be himself. His finger hesitated to press the button that will erase the image forever.

"Killua! Please let me keep this!" Gon begged, pathetic puppy-dog eyes on full power.

Killua jolted and shivered visibly, obviously placed in an extremely uncomfortable position. Unfortunately, there was never a time when he could not say no; he was going to either bear the embarrassment of such a photo existing, or the crushing weight of guilt.

"F-fine..." He chose regrettably, bitter from the effect.

"Yay! Thank you Killua! I'll put it as my background picture!"

"What!? NO! Do NOT do that!" Too late, Gon was already fawning over the picture in his home screen.

Killua collapsed onto the ground, groaning irritatedly, face flushing a deep red color. 

AUTHORS NOTE

Off to China I goes! See you after 1 and a half months! Thanks so much for reading!!! ^^