Fluffy Writes

April Foooools!

*B-*

A fist slamed down onto the innocent object just doing its work. The alarm exploded harshly, disintegrating into tiny pieces, along with the rest of the table. A figure slowly stirred, rising from his sleep. The barely visible sun hit his silver locks, causing a slight glow.

"What. The hell." The albino said, furrowing his eyebrows in confusion,"I don't even own an alarm clock!...5:30?! Might as well get something to eat..."

He automatically looked to his right, "Wonder where Gon is." he slurred quietly.

Mumbling, he scratched his head in confusion, and proceeded to switch into his regular clothing. Finally getting his head through the white t-shirt, he walked to the door, still a bit sleepy from suddenly being awakened.

The ex-assassin pulled a door, just to be greeted a cascading mess of packaging peanuts. He stood there awkwardly with pieces of foam sticking out of his hair, upholding a poker face. 

"What the actual hell, I just wanted food!" He screamed frustratedly, shaking his head furiously.

Grumpily, he speed-walked to the kitchen, hoping not to bump into any other "surprises". On the table was placed a toaster and some Pop-Tarts, along with the sign, "Voice-activated Toaster. " Killua's face immediately loosened, smiling at the thought of getting something sweet in his mouth. Unfortunately no.

He placed the Pop-Tarts excitedly into the "voice-activated" toaster, "Alright, now cook!"

Toaster-san = ...

Killua looked at it expectantly, still not realizing that this was a trick, "Cook! C.O.O.K."

Toaster-san = ...  

Groaning impatiently, he just switched it on, "Voice-activated toaster, my a-!"

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

"What the hell is it with the alarm clocks!"

Stomping towards the offending noise, he spotted a flash of black hair, and it finally clicked. The reason for all the stupid, childish pranks was because of him. He growled harshly, but then hid a smirk.

Two can play at that game.

Acting as if nothing happened, he crushed the second clock, and exhaled. 

I got some tricks up my sleeve, too.

The sly male walked back to the toaster, taking out the fresh rectangle cookies. Munching on them noisily he walked around the house, eyes darting around for anything suspicious. So far he has avoided a few buckets of water and some Saran-wrapped doors. Killua slowly closed his eyes, and sighed once more.

You are so going to regret this.

His orbs scanned every part of the house, double-checking everything, scrutinizing for any missing details and traps. There was none le-.

*BEEP* *BEEP*

"OH COME ON!"

He smashed the alarm clock, pupils shrank as he smiled creepily.

The doorbell rang, snapping him out of his assassin mode. Walking quietly to the door, he opened it cautiously, meeting face-to-face with a smiling Gon.

"Hey Killua! I bought you s-!"

A fist seized his collar and he was yanked inside, the door shut tightly. Gon was then pinned roughly to the door, vision swarming with white hair, the only sound was Killua's heavy breathing.

"Ki...llu-a?

"Do you know how much you did?"

"Wha-"

"How frustrated I was?" He asked quietly, lifting his mouth to Gon's ear. "You're gonna have to pay." he whispered huskily.

"Now suffer." Killua breathed out, pulling back slowly.

The ex-assassin leaned in for a kiss, and the extrovert did the same, closing his eyes in anticipation; but it never came.

"Huh?" 

"April fools, idiot..." he grinned devilishly, hands sneaking up his friend's shirt. (HAH NOPE)

"W-wait! I'm shohorry!" Gon giggled as slender fingers crawled up his stomach, leaving behind a tingling feeling.

"Too late!" Killua purred mischievously, digging in harder.

"Nohohohoho!" The unfortunate boy laughed, pushing against the other's (toned) chest.

Tiny hiccups accompanied the light giggles as minutes proceeded. Quick, skittering digits exploited each ticklish spot with quick, smooth strokes.

Killua was normally much merciless, but after hearing the sweet sounds coming out of his angel's mouth, his tough facade rapidly crumbled into a fond smile. The light scratching slowed down to random pokes and prods, eliciting cute titters here and there.

"Had enough?" Killua asked, raising a brow.

"Yehes." Gon sighed, still twitchy from the attack.

"Good."

"I brought you some Oreos!"

The silvernette's eyes widened childishly,"Where?"

"In the the kitchen!"

And there it was, a whole plate of Oreos, that were definitely not there before. But who cares! Killua was going to eat them all.

Said boy picked one up excitedly and popped the whole thing in his mouth. Once his teeth came in contact, his eyes widened, and spat the thing out. The filling was all minty and disgusting.

Wait...This is tooth paste!

"OI GON! What the HELL did you put in these!?" The ex-assassin yelled, spitting out the excess tooth paste.

"April fools! I got you good!" Gon snickered, rushing out the door.

"Been a while since I flipped my switch on..." 

AUTHORS NOTE

Extremely, super, really sorry for the fake update, I thought it said "save"...

IM EVEN MORE SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING AS OFTEN. BUT DON'T WORRY SPRING BREAK IS COMING AND I WILL TRY TO UPDATE MUCH MORE FREQUENTLY! 

I know the ending was pretty trashy, I had to type with my left hand so i got...lazy. Yeah I fell of a skateboard, but its okay.

Anyways, thanks for reading!!!<3