First and foremost please read this article which inspired me to write this:
http://www.returnofkings.com/64661/5-reasons-why-you-should-never-date-a-girl-with-dyed-hair
Thanks, you're done with that bull shit! Great. Now let's address the MANY problems with this article.
.01: I'm happy a white heterosexual (probably old) man understands the beauty of a woman's natural self and hair but what gives you any right to decide how I want my hair? *listens* Oh right, nothing.
1: I'm an attention whore because I like purple and want my hair to show that. I guess I'm an attention whore for being alive and loving my Baes.
2: I'm sorry you want a girl who will make your dinner at exactly 6 pm and turn on the news for you at exactly 7 pm then you want her to tuck you in like we're your mommy. I'm sorry but that's not gonna happen hon.
3: Wait, hold up. How are women suddenly ugly when you don't wanna fuck them? Like dude, it's hair color. If she's ugly with a new hair color then she was already ugly hon. (Not that I believe in ugly women)
4: Useless? Ok.
All Women: *dye their hair neon pink*
Men like him: *don't like them anymore*
Babies: *don't exist*
Human Race: *disappears*
Me: And people ask why a woman's hair is so important.
5: This is really just him whining about not being part of the cool crowd. The hippies. The people who go to Starbucks just for the wifi. I think they're pretty fucking awesome. Keep being you girls! And please dye your hair pink!
*dyes hair green*
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