Me: -walks up to Zelda- Hey Zelda... I think we got off on the wrong foot at first.
Zelda: Ya think? When you try to kidnap someone multiple times, it gets you on their bad side quickly.
Me: I just wanted to apologize. As an apology present, here's a rainbow cake I made. I promise its 100% explosion free. -gives her a slice of rainbow cake-
Zelda: Err... thanks? -looks at rainbow cake reluctantly and takes it-
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Me: -walks up to Link- Hey Link.
Sky: -looks at me- Ugh. You again. What?
Me: I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Sky: Honestly? You tried- and eventually succeeded- in kidnapping my girlfr- err Zelda. That basically kicked you off of the good guy side. Permanently.
Me: Permanently? But... Well, I guess you don't want this apology 100% explosion free rainbow cake I made then... -begins to walk away with the cake-
Sky: -grabs the rainbow cake- APOLOGY ACCEPTED! -nom nom noms-
Me: Works every time. ;)
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A Little LoZ Randomness (Discontinued)
FanfictionRandom stuff that may or may not include reuniting with Sky, pissing off Zelda, blowing things up, and eating rainbow cake. Enjoy!
