(Yet another pleasant day in Skyloft)
Me: KITARA HALP!!!
Kitara: Why am I here....? -looks around- WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Me: I uhhhhh.... Never mind. And I don't know why your here..... Aren't you supposed to be watc-
Kitara: Shut up! What have I told you about spoiling my story??
Me: Sorry, but really you should-
Diablo: Kitara?! There you are!!! Shay was-
Kitara: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! STOP RUINING MY BOOK!!
Me: But why can't we tell them? Surely it wouldn't hurt?
Kitara: -glares at me-
Me: OK OK OK. I get it.
Kitara: -smiles- Good. You too Diablo. Shush. They can't know!
Diablo: You might want to come back though. Seriously, we have a problem.
Kitara: OK, be there in a second. Let's just wrap this up.
Me: KITARA AND DIABLO HAV-
Kitara: -punches me in the arm- Shut. UP!!!
Me: -whimpers and shuts up-
Sky: Your family is weird...
Me: When did you get here.......?
Sky: I live here, smart (bleep, PG)
Me: No swearing in front of the kids -points at the audience- Good thing I bleeped it out. Your lucky.
Kitara: I really need to go -hops on Diablo- Sayonara! -flies away-
Jimmy, the director: CUT!!
Me: Oh yeah, everyone meet Jimmy, our director.
Jimmy: -waves- Just don't ask why I'm here. Apparantly its for comedy purposes, but I don't care as long as I get paid. -smiles-
Me: Yeah.... You're not getting paid. BAI GUYS!!!!!
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A Little LoZ Randomness (Discontinued)
FanfictionRandom stuff that may or may not include reuniting with Sky, pissing off Zelda, blowing things up, and eating rainbow cake. Enjoy!