A Little LoZ Randomness (Discontinued)

My First Encounter With Remlits~

Me: -walkin round Skyloft like nobody's business- -sees a Remlit-

(DJ disk scratch)

Me: OMFG its so freakin ADORABLE!!!!!~ -runs over to it, picks it up, and starts petting it-

Remlit: -purrs- :3

Me: I'm going to name it Remmy!

Remmy: 030

-couple o' minutes later-

Me: -walks up to Sky- Hey Link!!!!!!!!!!

Sky: -turns around furiously- OK, I have put up with this for way too long! MY. NAME. IS. SKY!!!!!! STOP CALLING ME LINK! I DON'T LIKE IT!!!

Me: Woah. Who knew someone so calm could get sooooooo pissed? I just wanted to show you something... -sniffle- D':

Sky: THE LAST TIME YOU SHOWED ME SOMETHING, IT WAS A CHU! IT NEARLY ATE MY SHIELD! By the way, I killed it.

Me: -le gasp- YOU MONSTER! But you won't kill Remmy, right? -whistles-

Remmy: -runs and jumps into his arms: Mrrrrow! ♥♥♥

Sky: ....K, that's pretty cute... but I'm still pissed off at you. -glares at him and struts (ya, he strutted) away-

-later that night-

Me: Oh Remmy!~ Where are you?~

Remmy: -hisses and eyes turn red-

Me: Woah, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? Wait a minute... what are Cheerios? Why did I even say that....?

Remmy: -starts scratching and biting him-

Me: -screams and runs away- SKY!!!! HALP!!! HE'S TRYING TO MAUL ME!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!

Sky: -standing by watching this, breaking down with laughter- NO WAY! THIS IS PRICELESS! -is holding a video camera- HEY GUYS, COME WATCH THIS!

Zelda: WHATS ALL THIS- Oh. BWAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA!!! Oh, that's funny... -gasping for breath-

Pipit: Who... is that? -sees Remmy- Oh Hylia... I see he met a Remlit. GOOD LUCK BUDDY! -finally breaks out in uncontrollable laughter-

Me: -running in circles- Why you do dis Remmy? WHY!?!?!

Remmy: >:3 -growls-