A Little LoZ Randomness (Discontinued)

NEW YEARS!

Me: -sets up fireworks and grabs lighter-

Sky: What are you doing...? 0-0

Me: Its two minutes until midnight, silly!

Sky: So...?

Me: -facepalm- Tomorrow is the first day of 2015!

Sky: WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? -calls the others- Hey guys! Its nearly New Years!

-Pipit, Zelda, Diablo, Kitara, Shay (I mean, no one...?), Crimson, and Soren arrive-

Sky: I don't know three of you, but oh well. Gather around!

Me: You ready?

-everyone nods-

Me: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! -sets off fireworks in a giant light show-

Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!! WOOOO!!!!

Sky: Can someone tell me who these people are now...? -points at Shay, Crimson, and Soren-

Me: Oh, yeah! Everyone, I have people to introduce. Here is Crimson, (xCrimsonLoftwingx), she's my sister's best friend! -points at Crimson-

Crimson: -blushes as people look at her and waves- Hi! -smiles shyly-

Me: And here is Soren, a friend of mine -points at Soren-

Soren: -coughs- Girlfriend -coughs-

Me: -blushes- Oh, and this is Shay- -sees Kitara's death stare- No more shall be said -laughs nervously-

Kitara: -smiles-

Sky: OK, so now that we're all acquainted... Who wants butterbeer?

(Everyone raises their hand)

Me: Hold up, YOU STOLE BUTTERBEER?! THAT DOESN'T EVEN BELONG IN OUR WORLD! Give it back to Hogsmeade right now young man or your in HUGE trouble!!!

Sky: -looks down, ashamed of self- OK... -goes through portal at the back of Skyloft that everyone failed to notice and comes back with no butterbeer-

Me: Good boy. Now, here are some legal treats. Who wants a cookie?!

Everyone: Me!!!!!!!

(I just love breaking the world on New Years, don't you?)