I Thought She Said WE Were Stupid

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FLLAAAAAAAASSSHHHHHHHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKK~


Eduardo's P.O.V (point of view)

So we've been asked to go to the Psychic from Edd. I don't even know why we're doing this, we're just doing this.

"WHAT? HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE ICE CREAM? ICE CREAM IS DELICIOUS." The Psychic ululated.

"WELL, It's just too cold. It hurts my teeth." Mark stated.

"Wait, when did we start talking about this??" Jon questioned both of them.

"Well, anyway, as for the 'switching bodies' thing, what on Earth are you talking about? Doesn't look like you switched bodies."

"WE didn't. Our neighbors did." I alleged.

"Then, how DID they switch bodies?" The Psychic asked us.

"I think they said something about a chest they opened with a guy's car keys and the chest had a big light inside that made them switch." Jon informed. This Psychic girl isn't gonna believe it, I know it.

"Oh.........pft...pfftthaHAHAHA!!" The Psychic laughed. KNEW IT.

"Well, look. Switching bodies and Magical chests that open with car keys are stupid and YOU guys are stupid. Come back if you have a problem that's logical."

"Well I'm sorrY LADY YOU DON'T HAVE TO PICK ON--"

END OF THE FLAAAAASHHHBAAAACKKK~


Tord's P.O.V (point of view)

We went to a church for some reason. I don't know why, but I got what Matt meant. Hopefully, these religious people will help us.

"HELLO CHURCH PEOPLE!!" Matt yelled. One of them waved. We went up there to talk to them privately.

Then, for some reason, both Matt and the person looked at me. Are they waiting for me to respond back??

"Um.... hi." I quickly responded.

"OKAY SO WE HAVE A PROBLEM--" "Shh, Matt." "Oh, sorry!"

"We switched bodies! And we don't know how to get back to our bodies! I'm in this guy's body and he's in Tom's! And I'm pretty sure Tom is in mine-"

"No, Tom is in Edd's body." I corrected.

"Oh, so then Edd is in Tord's--"

"No. I'm Tord. In Tom's body. Edd is in-"

"OKAY WAIT I GOT THIS SO EDD IS IN TORD'S BODY THO-"

"NO HE'S IN YOURS AND YOU'RE IN MY BODY."

"WAIT WHO ARE YOU?!"

"I'M TORD YOU IDI-OT."

"WHY DID YOU SEPARATE SYLLABLES??"

"BE-CAUSE I'M GET-TING MAD RIGHT NOW. I NEED TO SP-EAK ENG-LISH."

"WAIT YOU'RE NOT AROUND HERE?!"

"NO I'M NOT, DUMB-ASS, I'M NOR-WEGI-AN."

"WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW."

"I HA-VE KNOWN YOU FOR HOW MA-NY YE-ARS NOW AND YOU ST-ILL HAVEN'T?!"

"OKAY I GET YOU'RE TORD IN TOM'S BODY, BUT WHO AM I?"

"YOU'RE IN MY BODY YOU JAEVLA BUFFOON."

"I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAID WHAT??"

"DETTE ER HVA HAPPES HVER TID. DU HAR ALDRIG INTELLIGENS AV EN KJØKKENKENHYLLE."

"WHAT????"

"SORRY I SPOKE NORWEGIAN THERE."

"AAAAAA"

The priest just stood there, confused about the conversation. So she just left.


Tom's P.O.V (point of view)

hahahaHAHAHAHA. PLAYING DRUNK SCIENCE IS FUUUUNNNNN.

I saw Edd open the door of my secret hide out. He saw me and Hellucard.

"TOM! THERE YOU ARE! I ACTUALLY DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO BE HERE, I ACTUALLY JUST WANTED TO LOOK AROUND HERE, BUT YOU'RE HERE! Are you asking Hellucard for help? I don't think he'll help us--"

"hahaHHAHAHA. EY EDD." I waved.

"Ey, Edd!" Hellucard salaamed.

"Tom, are you drunk?"

"WhaaaaAAAttT. Noooo~"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOM?"

"What does it look like I'm doing~ I'm obviously playing Drunk Science with Hellucard--"

"I CAN SEE THAT BUT WHY NOW?!"

"cuuzzzz. Wanna play?" I offered my hand to him.

"NO I REFUSE." Edd slapped my hand away from him.

"LOOK, TOM. I DON'T WANT TO TASTE ALCOHOLIC FLUIDS. I DON'T WANT THAT IN MY BODY. STOP." Edd shrilled.

"I'll stop whEN I FEEL LIKE IT."

"UGH. WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE. See you Hellucard."

"Bye, Edd! Tom!" Hellucard waved.


How will they get out of this mess? How will Tord and Matt be able to get along? Will Edd stop Tom from drinking alcoholic drinks in his body? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z- jk.

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I finally found out the 'Ey, Edd!' guy's name! It's Hellucard!

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Hellucard was here, I guess

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Little crossover/extra soon?

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This part was supposed to come right after the headcanons, but..

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