guess who my mum is
DANNY;
um, Janet ?
did you just make up a random name ?
DANNY;
i thought that was your mom's name
it's mUM not mom
DANNY;
two different languages fucktard
one; don't call me fucktard. and two; ITS NOT A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE OMG AHAHAHAH
DANNY;
hUSH nOw
pahahahaha so thick
DANNY;
oh, why thankyou
it's not a compliment, it means ur dumb
DANNY;
no, thick means like damnnnnn gurl u thickkk
oh Lordy lOrd ur a proper eeget
DANNY;
I stg stop using words I don't understand
i'm so sorry 😢
DANNY;
anyway, what were you saying about Janet?
her name's Victoria
DANNY;
sooo, Victoria Jones
yeahhh, but I mentioned her bc I asked her what tv shows she watches and she was like oh corrie uno the usual but then she was like oh and the originals and I was just like DANIEL ???? and she said who tf is that but no I like klaus
so, how does that make u feel?
DANNY;
is this a therapy session
why not
DANNY;
um well excited that she watches the originals bc HOW GREAT OMG I wanna meet ur mother
DANNY;
but then again she doesn't know who I am and likes klaus better so ugh she can suck my cock
I wish you didn't send that text
I really really wish u didn't send that
oh god, I'm imagining it
DANNY;
why would u even imagine it
u fucking said it mate
DANNY;
mate? puurreee friend zoned :(
oh um I meant babe
does that suit better
DANNY;
wOw omg I've just been called babe by my idol¿!
idol? I'm a no one lol
I've not even got a job rn I'm basically living off of my mum, dad and brothers money lmao
DANNY;
well, you're not a no one to me and what does that matter? ur still my idol babe
AHHHHHH PISS OFF
DANNY;
I don't understand :(
ur making me feel awkward ngl
DANNY;
oh no
that seemed very sarcastic
DANNY;
well u shouldn't feel awkward, I was being nice and you should take it
DANNY;
I CANT BELIEVE YOUR MOM LIKES KLAUS MORE WTF HES A DICKHEAD
verryyyy late reaction
DANNY;
IT ONLY JUST PROCESSED
ur a slow one aren't u smh
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AN;
HEAT IS FUCKING KILLING ME
YOU ARE READING
wonderwall, daniel gillies
Fanficin which daniel gillies friends and her brother set the two up. after a couple of dates and the adorable banter, the two start to flirt with one another. COMPLETED -art work is not mine and is unknown
