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NOAH;
you got your things packed? i mean, ig daniel told you

yeah, but i thought it wasn't until like a week and a half

NOAH;
we go tomorrow night

i fucking hate him

NOAH;
woah dais, the language on u

also i retract that statement as it is in no way true

also i hate my life

goodbye

the end is near

the near is ending

ta-ra

ta-ta for now

NOAH;
sTOp spamming me u bitch

okay, call me bitch whatever, but at least have the decency as to ask why i hate my life like that's just plain rude

NOAH;
awww u don't hate him yay

NOAH;
see this ship? (🚢) it has left the dock ➡️

do one xxx

ASK ME WHY I HTE MY LFIFE YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT

NOAH;
WHY ARE U SO ANGRY

problems i should not be sharing with my brother

but his name is steve, he has red hair and he comes once a month to see me

NOAH;
the fuck is steve? does mum and dad know he comes round their house once a month

Okay i tried to be clever and use an abbreviation but u didn't catch my drift

NOAH;
clearly

steve

has RED hair

and he comes ONCE a MONTH

NOAH;
i'm guessing the key words are red and once a month

yup

NOAH:
i rlly don't understand

men are so stupid ffs

period

NOAH;
oh okay

anyway, ask me why i hate my life

NOAH;
we're back to that?

oF cOuRsE !!!!!

NOAH;
why?

i told daniel i wouldn't stay at his house whilst we're in LA because i would be uncomfortable and now i'm really regretting it

NOAH;
well just hit him up and be like is that offer still standing and i'm sure he'd be cool with it

you think?

i'm not sure

NOAH;
may as well

hmmm i'm like highly debating

NOAH;
you like him

no i don't

NOAH;
you even said

i said i liked his personality

NOAH;
you didn't but okay, anyways you like him so just go

but you'll be alone in the hotel

NOAH;
i don't need my big sister to check in that there are no monsters under my bed, i'm only 4 years younger than you i'm not so small

ARGH

NOAH;
same same

i hate you and goodbye

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AN;
i'm so hot and i want food, like rn

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