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NOAH;
tell me all the details now!

the date was fun

idk what to say

NOAH;
eVeRyThInG

NOAH;
did you guys kiss?

who kisses on the first date?

NOAH;
me

ofc, but no it was good

and you're right, he's HOT like mannnnnnnnnnnnnn

NOAH;
he must've looked good on that particular day for you to be extending the word man

yES!

tell this phoebe girl to hook me up with her other dude friends bc damn

NOAH;
he's the only one that's single, welp

he'll do!

I'll gobble gobble him up right in my tum mmmmm yes pls

NOAH;
wow, and you said me talking about lads with you was weird

I got carried away

but how can you not with that FACE and the cheekbones and the dimples and the smile oh mY lOrd

NOAH;
you sound in love with him, this was a first date

BOY I am in love

NOAH;
wait till I tell phoebe woo

NO

don't you dare, it's a metaphor

NOAH;
hmmm sure girl

what show is he on again? I mean I'll watch it just for his good looks

I'll binge watch it with my fat scran

like I'll get some sensations and monster munch and a years supply of dr pepper and I'm good

NOAH;
you're going crazy

NOAH;
you need medical attention

shut up, can a girl not appreciate a man's good looks? oH and he's super weird which is cool

NOAH;
oh yeah, I forgot to warn you about that. he sometimes gets freaky

I bet he does!

freak in the sheets huh

wink wonk

NOAH;
stOp

NOAH;
you're so embarrassing

oh says you- the one who fell off the side of a catwalk whilst tom ford was watching

NOAH;
he was super cool about it tho he was like omg are you okay

yeah, only cos he wanted to get in your pants

NOAH;
oh my lord I'm leaving, goodbye

bye u twat

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AN;
i love writing this book already oh my god i have good plans!!!

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