DANNY
PAUL I HATE YOU SO MUCH
o shit, lovers tiff
PJ
but I thought you and daniel were lovers
naaaaa
PAUL
WHAT DID I DO
IAN
ooohhh, yay beef, nina come watch the beef
PJ
i'm confused
NINA
did ian just say beef
pork
DANNY
chicken
JOSEPH
turkey
who eats turkey
IAN
everyone
PAUL
what have i dONE DANNY
woah, only I call him danny
PJ
my motherfucking ship💔
DANNY
I SAW YOU KISSING PHOEBE ON SET AND I SWEAR YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE YOU LOOKED AT ME THEN SMIRKED THEN FUCKING SNOGGED HER
the fact that I know he's not joking makes me laugh even more
PJ
to be fair, he is right. he full on whispered in my ear 'watch this' and then did what daniel explained
PAUL
DANNY IM SORRRYYYY ILY and phoebe wtf bitch don't expose me like that
NINA
phoebe's bouta get her roasting on
PJ
paul u got 10 seconds before u bouta catch these hands
PAUL
I'm sorry baby, I love u
DANNY
WHAT THE FUCK PAUL
i'M WHEEZING AHHAHAHA
IAN
Paul's a hoe, except it
JOSEPH
'tis the truest statement I have ever came across
PAUL
SOMEONE THROW ME DOWN A WELL AND LEAVE ME THERE
IAN
okay, when and where ??
fuck me😭
DANNY
i'm copying ian's words; when and where
NOOOO SHUTUP
PJ
DANSY OR DAINEL
the fuck, I don't think u can make ship names when the names are similar
PJ
LET ME LIVE THIS IS HUGGGGEEE
PAUL
Danny?
DANNY
don't speak to me, it's over
JOSEPH
holy fuckkkk, a breakup?
PAUL
daniel, please, I'm sorry
NINA
sometimes I feel this joke goes too far
IAN
nInA what joke? shhhHhhh
DANNY
no paul, I can't endure the pain of you cheating on me any longer
PAUL
I thought this was an open relationship
mannnn
DANNY
nO, get out
( danny removed paul from the groupchat )
oh hell
Danny do u want me to sing a song to you to make you feel better :)
DANNY
yes please darling
PJ
WHAT THE FHCHSNSBBHS
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AN
idk what I'm doing, pls help, I'm sleep deprived and dead
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wonderwall, daniel gillies
Fanfictionin which daniel gillies friends and her brother set the two up. after a couple of dates and the adorable banter, the two start to flirt with one another. COMPLETED -art work is not mine and is unknown
