Star Lord's Star Queen

"Get your hands out of there!"

   A/n: I'm not really one for authors notes so I'll make this quick. I'm editing the story while also updating it a bit so if it takes awhile for me to update that's why. Thanks kids! Also this chappy might get steamy btw there will be smut. Not gonna lie. Not in this chappy but upcoming. Enjoy kids!
I was stripped and drenched with orange goop that smelled like ass itself. The only thing covering my ass (which didn't smell like that horrible goop) was my bra and boxers. Now you're probably wondering why boxers? Well wearing lil' girl panties while fighting almost always gives you wedgies that almost reach ya soul.

    They shoved me into a room with Gamora where we both got dressed. "You're not human are you?" I laughed lightly, "Look Kermit reject I already told you I don't like disclosing personal information to homicidal maniacs." She looked over and glared. I continued to pull on these ugly ass (what's with all the ass jokes Red) clothes.

    We were lead out to where Gamora and I met up with Groot, Rocket, and lastly Quill. We started walking through the prison where other prisoners started throwing things at Gamora. "Ha looks like Kermit pissed some people off!" I laughed watching things being thrown at the green reject. "The guards will protect her right?" Quill asked. Awe he's so innocent it hurts. Wait never mind I just remembered how many chicks he's boned.

    "They're here to stop us from getting out. They don't care what we do to each other inside." I looked over at Gamora, "I'll protect you Kermit!" I laughed wrapping my arms around her jumping on her back. "You are strange Red you go from insulting me to climbing all over me!" I leaned down to her ear, "Honey Quill over there is starting to like you and one way to keep him from you is well me so play nice twinkle toes." I jumped off her back and walked over to Quill who was currently getting assaulted by a giant blue alien.

  " Check out the new meat. I'm gonna slather you up in Gunavian jelly, and go to town..." He started stroking Quill's face and that's when I lost it. "Look  blue balls lea-" I was cut off by Rocket having his own little spiel. "Let's make something clear. This one here is our booty! You wanna get to him, you go through us! Or, more accurately, we go through you." Groot already was fucking the inmates nostrils, then harshly dropping him to the ground.

   "We're with them!" Peter yelled grabbing my hand pulling me with him. Gamora must of ran off to her cell because I was stuck sitting in a cell with Quill. "Sooo ya got the hots for Kermit?" I laughed only for a second cause Quill looked over at me with a glare that actually scared me. "Knock it off Red! You keep..ugh" I looked over at him, "I keep what Peter? All I have ever done has stand beside you and take care of you! Hell I'd even say I lov-" I cut myself off standing up. "This is for another time. I'm going to go check on Kermit"
  I didn't give time for Peter to finish and I was already half way down the cell block.

  I really just wandered around until I stared getting tired and that's when I went to find a place to sleep. Only to find out my cell was for some reason 'under repairs'. So what did I do? I went to sleep with Peter. I walked to where Peter was sleeping to find him surrounded by other prisoners. I carefully stepped my way over to him then doing something a lil creepy. I kind of just moved the other inmates arm and cuddled into Peter's chest. Peter woke up and started grumbling what the fuck until he saw me.

  "Red why aren't you in your cell?" He wrapped his arms around me making sure no other inmates would touch me. "Mines under 'repairs' apparently and I didn't know where else to go" I laid my head back on Peter's chest and he chuckled. "Oh so you like being on top of me all cuddly cuddly." He nudged his shoulder into my chest and I giggled quietly. "So? You're warm and cuddly" I wrapped my arms around him snuggling under his chin. He sighed in content and put his head on mine messing with my hair.

I woke up when Peter started moving and I realized where his hands were. THEY WERE IN MY PANTS RUBBING UP AND DOWN MY THIGHS! I jumped up off of Peter's chest glaring at him, "Get your hands out of there! Why were they in there anyways!" I whisper yelled. "My hands were cold and your legs were warm ! Besides you liked it!" I glared at him and said something I probably shouldn't of, "So?" Why the fuck did I say so? I mean I did like it but still! We're bros not hoes!

"Oh so you like it when I have my hands down your pants...nice." He laughed sitting up looking at me. That's when I heard people shuffling around outside. I looked behind me and saw Gamora being dragged off. I immediately started running for her with Peter quickly chasing after me. "Quill, where you going? Quill!" Rocket yelled after us.

An inmate had Gamora pushed up against the wall. I had two choices use my powers or wait to attack. I went with the wait mainly because I need to keep my wonderful powers hidden. Note the sarcasm about the wonderful part. I wasn't really paying attention to what they were saying until I saw Drax the Destroyer. He was going on about how Gamora was his to kill. "Look body builder if Gamora is anyone to kill its no one. You want Ronan right? Well hun tell me how you're going to find him without her. I say we wait for Ronan to retrieve her then attack." Drax looked over at me. "Didn't this woman attempt to kill you?!" I laughed, "See it's funny because she is not the first to do that. Since my best friend over there happens to be a man whore his little dates get jealous of me and go crraaazyy!" I laughed patting Quill on the back who was standing next to me grumbling how he wasn't a man whore.

"Anyways when Ronan comes back you can beat his sorry ass to the next universe" Drax dropped Gamora and said something about keeping that poor guys knife. We started walking back and that's when I started talking. "Look Kermit I could care less if you died or not bu-" I was rudely interrupted by Gamora, "Then why stop the big guy?" I groaned, "Cause you can help us sell the orb!"

She sighed, "How can we sell it if we're still here?" I looked over at Rocket. "Rocket over here has escaped 22 prisons and plans on racking them numbers up to 23." " Oh, we're getting out. And then we're headed straight to Yondu to retrieve your twos bounty." Oh damn I completely forgot Yondu wanted Quill and I. God I should of never listened to Quill. Hot sexy guy ruining life. Damn it. "How much was your buyer willing to pay you for my orb?"
"Four billion units." I froze and looked at everyone. "Anyone else hear 4 billion units?"