Star Lord's Star Queen

"So Petey Boy how many Hookers you Gonna buy?"

"God damn. With that money I can go back to Terra." I laughed lightly until I revived at hard glare from Peter. "What?" I shrugged my shoulders. "That orb is my opportunity to get away from Thanos and Ronan. If you free us, I'll lead you to the buyer directly and I'll split the profit between the four of us."

"I am Groot." I turned around and laughed. "Look giving tree isn't so giving!" "Five of us. Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual." Rocket grumbled as we all made our ways back to the cells. I looked over at Peter. "Can I still sleep with you?" He laughed, "Oh you can sleep with me anytime." Peter winked and wrapped his hands around my waist. I laughed and jumped up wrapping my legs around Peter's waist. Peter almost fell backwards catching my legs.

"Oh really now Red? I thought you didn't like me?" I laughed leaning my head on his chest. "I just want to sleep now lets go. I did this cause I'm too lazy to walk. Now onwards peasant!" I pointed behind Peter and he laughed, "Its the other way dumbass." I grumbled and snuggled into Peter's chest. "So what you gonna do with the money?" Peter looked down at me. "I'm probably gonna buy me a ship maybe go back to Earth or as they would say, 'Terra'" Peter's eyes widened and his grip tightened. "You can't leave Red! We're best friends! Partners in Crime!" I looked down at our intertwined bodies. "Doesn't matter. So Petey how many hookers you gonna buy?" I laughed lightly. "Stop changing the subject. Why are you planning on leaving?" I jumped off of Peter. "You have closure about your mother! I don't! I don't even know my parents! The only person that knew them is dead!" I stormed off and decided to sleep on one of the cafeteria tables.

I woke up with a horrible ache in my neck and somebody poking me. "Hmmm look I didn't eat that flurpagus!" "Um is flurpagus a Terra thing..?" Rocket stood by me with Groot who appeared to be the one poking me. "I actually don't think it's a thing" Gamora commented. "I am Groot" I groaned and rolled over. "Red its lunch go get some food." Rocket said setting his lunch around me. I grumbled sitting there. "Wait actually stay we can go over the plan." Everyone sat around me who was still on top of the table. Peter sat at my feet Gamora at my right side and lastly Rocket and Groot at my left side. "If we're gonna get out of here, we're gonna need to get into that watchtower. And to do that I'm gonna need a few things. The guards wear security bands to control their ins and outs. I need one."

"Leave it to me" I looked over at Gamora, "You sure Kermit? It could be daaaangerous!" I laughed. See the thing is I kind of act drunk when I don't get sleep Let's just say I barely slept last night so this is gonna be baaad. "Is she drunk?" Rocket asked poking me. "Stop poking me kiddie or I'll poke you with my fist!" I yelled. "No just Red sort of acts drunk when she barely has any sleep." Peter sighed. Oh look the dick is back! "Oh look kids it's douche of the year at our table!" I yelled kicking Peter's face.

He caught my foot and pushed it back. "Knock it off Red! God you're such at child!" I sat up abruptly. "I'm a child?! You won't let me leave you to find my parents because I'm your bro!" Rocket sighed, "You guys want out or not? Cause if you do let me finish my damn plan!" I grumbled laying back down. "That dude, there. I need his prosthetic leg." "His leg..?" Peter asked. "What did he just say dumbass" I mumbled and only Gamora heard. She chuckled along with me. "Yo who da chick on the table?" Wait wait wait.

That voice sounded oddly familiar. I jumped up on my feet. Walking off the table. Stepping on Peter landing in front of the purple haired girl. "Red Lawrence well I'll be damned. I haven't seen you since you were a small lil bean." I laughed. "Well isn't it Cicero Delarosa who used to steal my animal crackers!" She laughed, "Yup that's me!" Cicero used to be my best friend back on Earth and I haven't seen her since I was abducted. (Cicero's normal look above just now she's in a prison outfit) "Wait wait wait how the hell are you here?! I thought you were still on Earth?" I asked.

"Well I magic! But seriously I actually found out some things. One that I'm a mutant Two that I'm wanted on Terra three I'm a criminal!" "Well I obviously knew the criminal part I mean you're here." I gestured around us. "Look we plan on getting out of here you can come with us and we can catch up then." "Great another way to split the money" Rocket threw his hands in the air. "I'll split my money with her stop whining!" I slapped Rocket on the back of the head. "Back to the plan for the millionth time!" Cicero and I sat next to Gamora while I sat closest to Peter.

"And finally, on the wall back there is a black panel. Blinky yellow light. Do you see it?" We all nodded. "There's a quarnyx battery behind it. Purplish box, green wires. To get into that watchtower, I definitely need it." Gamora looked across to Rocket. "How are we supposed to do that?" "Well, supposably, these bald-bodies find you attractive. So, maybe you can work out some sort of trade." I laughed leaned over to Gamora. "Kermit they like ya booty!"

"You two gotta be joking!" "No I heard they find you really attractive." Peter finally said something, "Look, it's twenty feet up in the air, and it's in the middle of the most heavily-guarded part of the prison. It's impossible to get up there without being seen." Rocket grumbled, "I got one plan, and that plan requires a frickin' quarnyx battery, so figure it out! Can I get back to it? Thanks. Now, this is important. Once the battery is removed, everything is gonna slam into emergency mode. Once we have it, we gotta move quickly, so you definitely need to get that last." Rocket was cut off when alarms started blaring. Groot had ripped out the battery. God damn it. "Or we could just get it first and improvise." Today is going to be a long day.