Naruto's Twin Sister (Sasuke Love Story)

My name is Konoharmau

You wake up and put on my jacket. You tried zipping it up half asleep, it won't budge.

(Well, that's how far this thing will go. I would buy a new one but what's the point.)
I thought, lazily

You leave it alone letting it spilled open with the zipper halfway up making your chest stick out.

"Nariko I want your help with something" you look at Naruto

"Sure, what is it?" You asked, facing him

"Nariko you have to zip your jacket up more," Naruto said strongly zipped up your jacket with nothing stopping him.

(He must be excited!)

"Is there something you need?" You asked, out of breath

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You and Naruto walk up to the academy rooftop.
"Are you sure you wanna take the picture looking like that?" The photographer asks

"Yes! Believe it"

"Alright"

After taking pictures, you walked into the academy and happened to bumped into Iruka-sensei he gave you, your headband.

You put it in your pocket, so it wouldn't get dirty.

"At first I didn't know what pose should do, I asked Nariko to helped me with the makeup" Naruto explained

"Naruto take it again," The Third Hokage said setting down the photo

"Wha--- no way!" Naruto jumps up

"Look at this photo you can't tell who it is." The Third explained

"Oh yeah well I'm not doing it again!" Naruto yelled

"Where's your headband you two aren't wearing it?" The Third asked

"Oh I'm not putting it on till the orientation, I don't want to get it to mess up," Naruto said fixing his goggles.

"Same" you spoke

"So you want your headband clean but the photo that supposes to identify you make you look like a clown." The Third said

"Too bad, Old Man! I'm not taking it again!" Naruto yelled

They stared off for a while.

"Aggh! Sexy jutsu" Naruto turned into an older version of me but you'll never look like that you bonked Naruto on the head.

You heard some tiny footsteps at the door. Suddenly out of nowhere a boy wearing a long scarf, charges out.

"Old man, I challenge you! I will defeat you and become the Fifth Hokage" the boy tripped over his own scarf and face-planted on the floor.

"What the--- did he really tripped over his own scarf?" Naruto asked

"It appears so" you answered you walked up to the painful boy

"Are you okay?" You asked concerned

"I'm fine, you tripped me! My name is Konoharmau." Konoharmau started to point a finger at me, he stopped with a gleam in his eyes. Instead, he turned his attention to Naruto.

"Honorable Grandson! By the way, there's nothing for you to trip on, the floors pretty flat." A man wearing dark shade running in and started to glare at you both.

"You tripped over yourself, Dork!" Naruto angrily grabbed Konoharmau by the collar

"You there, get your hands off the Honorable Grandson!"

Naruto stopped for a moment.

"What's wrong scared that the Hokage is my grandfather?"

"I don't care if he's your grandmother! So believe it!" Naruto clogged him on the head