Love sucks

A meal? For real?

He was standing next to a Raleigh bike... a very old one...

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What the hell?! How?! Why? Why am I literally the most unlucky person in the world?!

I walk up to this guy, trying to stay composed. It's not really his fault. Maybe he's a loser like me so he doesn't have a car.

"So how are we going to do this?" I ask. "My foot is still wet and you only have a bike."

"I don't know." Jesus he's so stupid.

"So I ride the bike, you run after me?"

"What?" He was dumbfounded.

I knew I had to take my revenge for stealing and throwing my shoe, so I jumped on the bike and started riding home.

"Wait! It's my bike!" He shouted as he ran after me.

You have no idea how happy I was. That is until he actually caught up to me. Oh. Yeah vampires and stuff. See? I was so happy I actually forgot about their existence!

"Where are you going?" He asked as he ran next to me.

"Home, duh." Where else could I possibly be going from school, on someone else's bike, wearing only one shoe.

"You will give me my bike back, right?" He is literally the most annoying and weird person ever.

"No. I will sell it on eBay. I'm sure a lot of people will want a vintage bike like this one." I say in the most sarcastic tone I could.

He said nothing for the rest of our travel 'together'.

I get off the bike and start walking towards the door.

"Hey. Wait." Just how many times has he said that today?

"What?" I was just about to enter the house, but I looked at him.

"What's your name?" Is he actually serious?

"Don't you have a boyfriend or something?" I asked a bit annoyed.

"I don't. Why? Oh. It was just a one time thing."

The hell? Vampires have blood sexuality? Or maybe it's linked with their... okay I got no idea. I don't care.

"I won't even ask. You're weird." I sigh. "If you really wanna know my name. It's Vanessa."

"Vanessa. Ok. My name is Jayden."

I said nothing and went into my house closing the door behind me.

"You're not gonna say anything?" I heard him shout through the door.

"No. Crap off." I said and went upstairs to wash myself and do my homework and stuff.

Boring. Boring. Boring.

Then after what seemed like forever of listening to music I hear my phone buzz. Sarah was calling.

"Hello?" I heard her say.

"Hello." I replied waiting and placing bets on what she came up with today. Climbing trees to look for squirrels? Hunt for Pokemon cards in empty preschools? Go and buy merchandise, because we're trash? Just be trash? But together? I may never know and by that I mean until she tells me.

Drum roll please.

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"You want to be trash with me?" Okay ladies and gentlemen for all of you who placed bets on the last option, you win a nugget.

A chicken nugget.