Love sucks

Full moon? No school?

Never mind. I will not have a normal day. Probably ever. It's full moon. Sooooo werewolves are out and playing around. I am allergic to dogs. It's hell. That's why I stay at home. With a shit load of tissues, all the windows and doors closed and vaseline around my eyes and nose. It's weird, but it stops me from sneezing as much.

I got my necessary equipment for the day and went downstairs. I closed the windows and laid on the sofa. I started to binge some Youtube, I had some snacks, but then. My worst nightmare was becoming true. Someone knocked on the door.

I honestly wanted to pretend I'm not home, pretend I don't exist, or just plain out ignore the person on the other side, but they were stubborn and didn't stop. So I groaned and stood up, wrapped in my blanket and went to the door.

"Who is it?" I said, annoyed.

"It's me." Well that was helpful, come on in 'me'.

"Who? I swear if it's you Sean, or whatever your name was, I will actually get mad. I'm not interested."

"No. It's me, Jayden. Let me in." Okay, but why? It's a school day. He should be at school. Uh whatever.

"Okay, but, you need to get in quickly, very, but don't make too much air movement, I will open the door on three."

"One." I heard him actually getting ready, hilarious.

"Two." No noise now. Perhaps that's good.

"Three!" I open the door just wide enough for him to fit. At least that was what I thought. I mean he fit, but he also managed to fall onto the floor. The most clumsy vampire ever.

"You okay?" I asked as I closed the door and crouched next to him.

"Yeah. I think so." He said with a bit of a goofy smile.

"You sure? You seem to have a red spot on your forehead." I touched it and felt the hotness of his skin. "Sit on the couch, I will get some ice." Gee he's hopeless.

"Thanks, um can I ask, what was the purpose of the whole thing by the door?" He was a bit scared to ask, I could smell it, but I just sat and pressed the ice wrapped in a towel to his forehead.

"Hold it, until you feel the temperature has gone down. About the door, I'm horribly allergic to dogs. You should be able to piece the rest together."

"Thanks. I never knew people can smell werewolves."

"I wish we couldn't, but I guess when someone has fucking wolf ears showing through their beanies and hoods, it's not as hard to smell them." I sigh.

"Yeah, right. So that's why you didn't show up at school. Makes sense. I just wanted to know." That boy is unbelievable.

"You could've asked Sarah, or Al." I said as I took a sip of my green tea.

"Oh! About that. Who is Sean? You were talking about him before." I felt like I was going to crack the cup. Just the thought of that idiot made me mad.

"Sean is an idiot vampire who thought calling me his meal, would get him lucky. He even went as far as giving me his number." I took one more sip to calm down a bit.

"Really? How about we prank call him?" Jayden said and I smirked. I start to like this dude.

"I think I should call him with the landline, so he won't have my number nor yours." I say and I go to take the phone and plug it in. "I hope it works."

"Who's going to speak? Me or you?" He asked, I shrugged and started to input the number.

"I could. Oh! I have a great idea! Just wait." I said and started to dial Sean's number.

"We're so stupid." I said and laughed a bit.

"Hello? Who is this?" I heard him pick up the phone.

"It's me babe." I almost bursted out laughing, but I kept my composure.

"Ooooh, so you're interested in me yes?" He tried to sound seductive. I repeat: tried.

"Yeeees I am, and I really would looooove it if you'd move in with meee. I really need a man like youu. What do you say?" I was on the edge of actually laughing my ass off, same with Jayden.

"Ooooh baby! Of course! Where do you live?" Holy shit, that was fast. Did he actually go for it? Oh my god! What do I do?!

"I live on Crabapple Way, the White cottage to be precise." I actually just told him my address.

"Okay babe, be there soon. Just need to pack."

"Okay babyyyyy, I'm waiting. Byeee." Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. That's really bad. He can't possibly be that stupid, right?

"Byeeee." He said and hanged up.

"Holy mother of baby Jesus crisis." I was shook, but I started to laugh, so did Jayden.

"If he actually shows up here with his bags, he's officially the most naive person in existence." Jayden said in between laughs.

"I know right! But I honestly doubt he will."

Me and Jayden spent some more time together talking and stuff, but we were interrupted by the sound of my door bell.

"Holy shit, he is here." I almost started laughing again, but I composed myself and took a deep breath.

"Come in, quick! The door is open." I said as I hold in my thoughts.

"I'm here babyyyy, I brought my things."

"My fucking God! You're so naive Sean seriously." I said as I greeted him.

"Oh." He looked at me. "OH. So you changed your mind?!"

"No you dumbo, it was a prank." Jayden said as he stood next to me.

"Are you serious?! I actually don't have a place to live at now!!!!" He yelled.

"WHAT?! HOW?!" I was so shook, by his stupidity at that moment I couldn't contain myself.

"I HAD A SHITTY LANDLORD, SO WHEN I HEARD SOMEONE WANTS TO OFFER ME A PLACE I JUST BASICALLY WENT TO HIM AND TOLD HIM I AM OUT AND NOT COMING BACK, HE WILL NOT LET BE BACK NOW!!!"

Well fuck. I didn't expect that.

"So you wanna live here?" I asked, making both of them look at me. "What? I may be mean sometimes, but I take responsibility for what I do."

"Yes! Thank you! Oh my god! You're an angel." Sean said as he hugged me tightly.

"I can't breathe, please let me go."

"Sorry, sorry."

"I'm letting you live here, only until you find a different place. Understand?" I swear I could hear something boiling as I did, well never mind.

"Yes! Yes! I understand! Thank you!" Sean almost screamed. He is loud. It's not gonna be pleasant.

"The room with white doors upstairs is for you. It's the guest room. Just don't open the window until the full moon passes, I'm allergic to dogs. Also try not to stain everything with blood." I say casually as I sit on the sofa.

"Hey Jayden, you wanna stay the night?" I look at him, waiting for an answer.