A Browser Tale

Chapter 8

I'M GONNA DIE BY PLANE CRASH!!!!

Here I am, trying to figure out which controls is for which in a hopeless attempt to save my life in great despair after sorrowfully realizing that I have totally just got myself a one way ticket to doomsday.

"This is all the old geezer's fault!!!" After cursing in about 30 different gibbering words and estimating that impact will be in about 5 minutes of so, I turned to the bloody old geezer himself, seated at the co-pilot's seat yawning. I am about to betray the name of the Royal Rescue Team in an attempt to ask assistance from my enemy. I don't fucking know why he is still breathing or how he even made it downstairs, all chilled up while I hear his spinal chord crack in the slightest movement he makes.

"So why are you doing this, kid?" he asks, calmly as if he we were father and son, taking a lovely stroll on the beach coast at sunset like we're talking about some major life decision I just made. Which, unfortunately, isn't the case for us. 

"How about I'll kick you is the ass?!! Fuck!!!!! 4 Minutes till impact!!!!"

"No, really. I wanna know you're story. Seriously, this isn't just because it's your duty to follow your orders, right?"

For a moment, I stopped and turned to him. And how the hell I was able to do that while I felt that my stomach was gonna get puked out of my guts out of airsickness, I don't know but something about the tone of his voice made me listen.

"You know..." I started, my voice croaking and my eyes starting to fill with tears. "you're a pretty damn weird. And your guts are starting to smell and it's really gross but.... you're the first person whose ever talked to me about something like that.."

I cleared my throat and tried to put myself together realizing there's 3 minutes left. "Look, I'm not... I don't...."

"Maybe I wanna do something great for once. Maybe I want people to look at me like I'm something. Atleast for a little while you know?" 2 minutes. A faint chuckle from him made me turn.

"All right, playtime's over."