Chapter 1

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All my life I have always been searching, yearning, longing for my true happiness.

Locked up all alone in my tower with no Wi-fi, I cannot even begin to express the dismay that envelopes me every single day.

I used to want to sing. To bring melody to the emptiness in my life. Though it has been a while, and why the birds seem to fly away everytime I do, I will never know

Alas, I must sing for I cannot allow myself to just sit, waiting for a prince to save me

♪I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
my faith in you was faaaaaading
when I heard a voice outside the tower
and I said♪

"OMG WTF IS THAT HIDEOUS BEAST!! I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!!"

Behold, a horrid hydra has appeared on the bottom of the tower! Engulfed in flames, the monstrous reptile showed off its not-so-white-smile. Ick!

I rushed to the grab my phone and gasped as I realized I only had 5% left!!! Hurriedly, I dialed "Hello 911, umm this is Princess User. There is like, a totally disgusting monster below my tower and my contract like totally forbids me to get off here til my prince rescues me so like, you have to like, totally whop its ass and all because the fire is like making me like sweaty, you know and it's so oh my god."

But there was NO answer.

"Princess!!!" I heard a voice call out to me. My eyes widened in shock. It can't be.....