What if the joker was a girl instead of a man? This story joker is a female who is the clown princess of crime does as she pleases nobody's fool. But for some reason she doesn't mind taking hits from a certain someone. Batman! Her worst enemy is jus...
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I sighed and grunted looking at myself in the mirror and let's just say I hated the way I looked without my clown makeup I felt like I was so bare and ugly with those little scars I had on my face well they wasn't little at all they was half way to my ear! Joker:for fuck sake frost have I got a hicky because your looking at me like an Aileen!? Frost:sorry miss j it's just y you look great. I smiled before tapping his shoulder walking out the room walking down my stairs to see bud and Lou. Joker:now be good babies and enyone come eat them! I walked to the door and nearly jumped out my skin when I seen Bruce standing at my door looking quite the charmer if I did say so myself.
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Bruce was silent looking me up and down and especially at my face and to be honest I felt like a freak like a ugly little one at that count. Joker:what?! Bruce:wow... Joker:last time what?! I know I'm ugly but it's rude to stair! Bruce:you look... beautiful honest. I blushed before getting my cool again before smacking his shoulder walking over to his car wilts all my goons stood and staired in amazement I got sick of them looking so I rolled my eyes before shooting one of my goons. Bruce wasn't happy but I shrugged before hiding my gun again walking back to the car. I was about to open the door but Bruce opened it making me roll my eyes at him bieng so nice to me. Normally he's opening a door to smash my head in it wilts I bite he's legs and I ain't joking. I jump in and he's jumps in not long after me. I stared straight at the road looking at Bruce with the corner of my eye to see him taking glances at me now again and let's say this was the most awkward encounter I ever had with the bat. Joker:what are you looking at Bruce?! Bruce:you look different... Joker:I know a freak but it's rude to stair! Bruce:it's a good difference honestly. I nodded before looking at my face in the car mirror looking at my scars before I knew we stopped. I jump out to see the biggest restaurant I had ever seen I had noticed men had all pointed heads at me and Bruce and when they came close to my face and scars they scoffed turning the faces making me feel like a dog. Bruce grabbed my hand taking me through the crowd before walking us in the restaurant what looked like it was made from gold. Waiter:ahh mr wayn how good to see you again and who might this oh wow ya got scar- I mean who's this beautiful young lady? I rolled my eyes gritting my teeth before giving him a wicked smile turning to Bruce and he pulled at he's cooler before looking at the waiter coldly. Bruce:this here is my um.. old friend who let's say we see a lot of. And she has what again? Waiter:um nothing sorry and your usual table mr wayn? Bruce nodded before he walked us over to I guess a VIP section and it definitely stood out from all the others. I sat down opposite from Bruce and I noticed the waiter was still looking and at this point I got pissed. Joker:would you like some because I'd love to do the honours if ya don't remove your eyes from my face! Bruce kicked my leg under the table and I rolled my eyes before taking a sip of the champagne on the table and scrunched my lips at the bitter taste. Joker:nope sorry but I ain't that fancy for champagne have you got beer by eny chance Waiter:no miss sorry but we have wine. I nodded trying not to laugh at him Bruce was now looking at the floor when he spoke to me and Bruce looked amused at this too. Bruce:you are the only women who I know who doesn't like champagne. Joker:eh it's nothing special I prefer that cheap beer you get from thoughs candy stores kids use to have on the sly ya know? Bruce shook he's head laughing abit and if I said I never felt so relaxed before with him in all my days. Joker:so old friends hay? Bruce:what you want me to say I dress up as a bat and you a clown and we fight till we left in blood and a cast for a month? Joker:haha. Oh Bruce a real sense of humour ya know? Bruce:Harley will you but that bored down I can't see your face. Joker:fine. I removed the bored but quickly replace them with my hands still looking up at Bruce who gave me are you serious look before removing my hands. Bruce:why are you ashamed Harley? Joker:w who said I was ashamed I just don't like them. Bruce:that's called bieng ashamed harls. Your beautiful you don't need that stupid clown makeup. Joker:would Bruce wayn say that by eny chance with scars? He fell silent like he was thinking of what to say next and he soon perked up. Bruce:yes I would believe me I wouldn't let a few scars hold me down for life trust me.and you Harley your beautiful you shouldn't be shamed of who you are. Joker:I hate the sight of myself ya know.... Shit! Why the fuck am I telling him this! Ugh! I swear he's gonna hold this on me now! Bruce:who did it? As he said it he said it in a bitter tone not with me like he was upset how it happened and to be honest I hated when this subject came up it was horrible. Joker:another time for that story brucy. As I said that line the food came and it smelled absolutely delicious. Joker:haha. Bruce:what's funny? Joker:I think the last time I was in here I held this place down with my goons wilts me and that two face had a meeting. First time I came without killing someone. I giggled more and I seen Bruce trying to hide he's smirk but it was plastered all over he's face.b.
