What if the joker was a girl instead of a man? This story joker is a female who is the clown princess of crime does as she pleases nobody's fool. But for some reason she doesn't mind taking hits from a certain someone. Batman! Her worst enemy is jus...
Harley stood up pulling batman to he's feet as they literally both limped through the wet streets of Gotham the rain bounced of there back to the blood wounds making blood rain drops hit the ground to puddles. Harley whimpered a little with her leg and Bruce swung her around so she was led in he's arms as the two smiled in each other's company loving every minute.
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Batman's POV I carried Harley to my home to see Alfred standing outside with an umbrella holding a tray of tea for two I smiled before coming through the doors setting Harley down as I sat down next to her as Alfred handed us a towel each. Alfred:it was a lovely night for a swim master b. Joker:haha I loved he's sense of humour! Bruce:no it was raining it was like buckets full! Alfred:master Bruce to let you know barba shall be fine. Harley sighed and huffed before rolling her eyes at me when I looked at her with an not so happy expression. Joker:what I don't like her she thinks she can point her ingot nose in my business. Bruce:you have paralysed her Harley! Joker: what it ain't like I gave her two faces! Bruce:no but you handed her a wheel chair! She busted out laughed grunting in pain at her bruised ribs and that's when I laughed but end up chocking on my own blood and that's when Alfred laughed making me and Harley shocked. Alfred:wow you too are like dumb and dumber. I knew it wasn't right for me to have Harley here but something inside me loves her being around she makes us laugh and me and Alfred ain't laughed in many years it's been hard for us both. Joker:well I'm gonna get a shower if that's ok? I nod and she smiled before limping away to the stairs as I turned my view back to Alfred who was handing me a needle and Fred. Alfred:she's not like the other women you've had master Bruce she's... spectacular. Bruce:yes a psychopath spectacular! Alfred:haha. Mater Bruce I honestly think she's a keeper but she needs help and she needs it fast you should do what's right. Bruce:all in good time alfred, now I'm heading to bed night grandpa! Alfred:hay you kipper I'm still walking! I chuckled before running up getting washed seeing Harley's clown makeup everywhere I laughed before drying my damp hair waking into the bedroom to see Harley making me nearly choke on air at what she was wearing.
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Joker:what I do?! Bruce:wow I mean what I ugh were did you get that?! Harley looked at what she was wearing before fixing her pigtails shrugging at me jumping on the bed snuggling in the covers. Joker:I got frost to send them over for me. Bruce:how the fuck did they get in here without me seeing?! Joker:ahh now that's a secret. I shrug before jumping in the bed with Harley who was still looking at me like a big childish smirk in her face. Bruce:what? Joker:don't ya like what I'm wearing? Bruce:I do it's just I dunno I'm literally sleeping with the women who I fighted with a couple of hours ago. Joker:does the dress make me pretty or am I still ya know... a freak. I turn over to her before shaking my head in disapproval at her last comment and that's when I slapped her before kissing her she looked shocked but alive at my last action. Bruce:listen here! Your beautiful Harley with this dress or without I don't care about theys scars they mean nothing to me I love you so much it actually fiscally hurts too! Joker:you don't love me your just saying that to make me feel better. Bruce:want me to prove it?! Joker:try me! To be continued in next chapter.......
