💜🃏a man with nothing to love is a man with nothing to loose
Ed nigma "riddler"💜🃏
🃏💜🃏💜🃏💜🃏💜🃏💜🃏Jokers POV
The cold air hit my face as I puffed on my cigarette that lit a flame witch lit my face up in the dark. I turned to my side to see frost holding my gun and bat before passing my bat as I skipped over to Bruce's car outside he's mason as I literally took lumps out of it I smashed so hard there was glass flying around I grabbed my cigarette and one of my goons bottles before lighting up he's car as I watched it burn I noticed Alfred came out screaming with a gun and he was threatening to shoot but I could see he wasn't gonna do it.
Joker:we're my brucy!?
Alfred:what happened?
Joker:that ain't my question Alfred please I don't wanna hurt you today we're is he?!
As I said that Batman came from the building looking at he's car before looking at me and Alfred I gave a childish wave before winking at him as i called him over.
Joker:now I want my stuff back basty.
Bruce:what do you mean?!
Joker:my clothes what I left here because I won't be coming back unless I burn your place to the ground haha.
Bruce:over my dead body!
Joker:ok.
BANG!
He fell to the ground as Alfred bent down to him I never looked at him for some reason I couldn't bring myself to it I walked past as I entered he's house heading to what was one our room to find my clothes and leave.
As usual batman was there standing in my path I forward johny frost to him and I got out the window before jumping in my car waiting for frost he came in covered in blood witch was from he's lip but he looked like he was use to it. My foot hit the peddle as we drove so fast that I hit a couple of people and ramming the GCPD completely off the road.
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2 month later.....BREAKING NEWS!
Joker once again has brought Gotham to its knees with the 8th bank robbery!
Once again joker has killed our new mayor!
Joker killed batgirl!
Joker turned out fish into laughing poisonous clown fish!
Joker has turned Gotham to a leaving hell!
If you see this women do not cross her path!I glanced into the mirror of the window noticing my reflection with cat women as we was doing let's say our "early" birthday shopping.
I looked over to cat who was showing me some fitted black dress as I licked my lollipop smiling at her new look.
Joker:perfect!
A man started to cry as I talked to cat we both looked at each other I brought out my gun but she stopped me as she held her whip.
Cat:let me.
SNAP!
I looked at the man as he's neck was completely broken I laughed before clapping my hands as I noticed the. Hostages mumbles trying not to cry I laughed as I waved my hands about making them sing a song.
Joker:happy birthday to me! Lots of blood for me! the GCPD are coming for me! I don't give a fuck! So happy birthday to me!
I laughed more before grabbing cats arm as I set a parented bomb of they all screamed when it banged but was all surprised to see confetti instead I laughed as I clapped cats hand as we skipped out jumping in my car playing music full blast as we drove through the city letting our hair down singing to the song as cat was now grabbing my gun aiming it at the GCPD who was on our tail too early for bats it was only 5.
Joker:let's have some fun!
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