Okay, so here I am, sitting in a wonderful castle, when all the sudden, cans start flying at me. I think nothing of this, since I block them with my sword, but when I take a closer look at them, I figure out that they're masky's in a fucking can. The lids pop open to reveal over fifty masky's that I successfully fight off with my sword. (Be prepared for this next one....) Just when I think it's all over, the worst masky in a can gets thrown at me. It's called Dirty Minded Masky in a Can. I'm beyond shocked at this point. I pull out my sword, and try to escape my horrifying dream, but to no success, the masky wins and pins me to the ground. Then, he rapes me. Just. My. Fucking. Luck. When I wake up, they're are bruises on my wrists, and I feel very faintly violated.... My question is, HOW THE FUCK CAN A DREAM TRANSMIT INTO THE REAL WORLD!?
