Brambleclaw: Hello everyone! Welcome to episode two of Funny Warriors!
Camera cat: Cut! It's Warrior Cat Spoofs, not Funny Warriors!
Brambleclaw: fine. Welcome to episode two of Warrior Cat Spoofs. You might be wondering why I'm here and not Firestar. Well, currently Firestar is high on catmint while being lectured by Jayfeather.
Firestar: *locked in a cage* hOi pEePs! MiE nAm Is FuReEsTiR!
Jayfeather: no more catmint for you, you mouse-brained furball!!
Brambleclaw: don't ask -_- but aaanyways, let's get on with this.
Briarlight: *walks in* *has weird expression* hae it's ameeeeeeeeeeee, Mario! *Jumps onto non-existent gumba*
Brambleclaw: -_- that makes two I guess
Millie: Briarlight, my dear child, why did you steal catmint again?
Graystripe: CANNONBALL!!!!!! *jumps onto Brambleclaw*
Brambleclaw: too many cats high on catmint *dies*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...