Firestar: *finds a time machine* ooooh!!! Imma go watch Feathertail's death now!!! *Goes back in time*
Feathertail: *about to save everyone when Firestar knocks her to her death*
Sharptooth: *still alive*
Firestar: ummmm..... *Disappears from existence*
Sharptooth: *starts a murder spree* ROAR *kills everyone in the cave except for Crowpaw, who isn't there for some reason*
Fallen Warrior: oh god, so much death!
Sharptooth: *makes sure almost everyone is dead before taking off a costume and Crowpaw is revealed*
Crowpaw: heheheheheh *high fives Fallen*
Fallen: >;) we did it. Now Firestar will never live
Firestar: *respawns* hey gang! *Pops out of existence*
Crowpaw: oh
Firestar: *respawns and then pops out of existence*
Crowpaw and Fallen: *watches this process repeat*
Fallen: I think we broke him....
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...