Firestar & Graystripe: *playing Minecraft*
Minecraft chat:
SavageBrambleclaw has joined the server
Firestar: aww come on! He always blows up my base!
Graystripe: yay! He always gives me vote keys!
Minecraft chat:
MapleshadeFury has joined the server
Firestar: I'm moving my base
Minecraft chat:
SavageBrambleclaw says: Hey Firestar, what's black and white, and red all over? TNT!
MapleshadeFury says: awesome. Can I join your faction?
SavageBrambleclaw says: absolutely
Firestar: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu whyyyyyy???
Minecraft chat:
AwesomeFirestar was slain by SavageBrambleclaw
Firestar: *in tears* you do this every time
Minecraft chat:
GraystripeDaCookie says: Hey Brambleclaw, can I join your faction?
SavageBrambleclaw says: yes
Firestar: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Minecraft chat:
GraystripeDaCookie says: yay! Let go kill Firestar!
Firestar: *banging head into desk*
Minecraft chat:
CloudySkyTail and Brackenfur_Plays joined the server.
AwesomeFirestar says: hey guys wanna join my faction?
CloudySkyTail says: no we'd rather join Brambleclaw
Firestar: *texting* sandstorm, log onto Minecraft and join my faction
Sandstorm: *texting* me, spottedleaf and cinderpelt already have a faction. We called it the SelfieCats
Spottedleaf: *texting* and only girls are allowed
Firestar: wait I thought only living cats could play Minecraft
Cinderpelt: us StarClan cats have Minecraft too >:(
Minecraft chat:
SelfieCats destroyed FireWillSaveTheClan
Firestar: nuuuuu y u destroy my faction
Minecraft chat:
RealWarriors have found emeralds.
SavageBrambleclaw says: finally we have found them!!
Firestar: who cares
Minecraft chat:
RealWarriors are now allies with SelfieCats.
SelfieCats say: hey boys, wanna go blow up Firestar again?
RealWarriors say: definitely.
GraystripeDaCookie says: I think he's about to blow...and I don't mean in the game...
Firestar: *inhales*
Minecraft chat:
Shiningmoon14 has joined the server.
Brackenfur_Plays says: who are you?
Shiningmoon14 says: the director. Now get back to work or I'm cutting your pay
Shiningmoon14 was slain by MapleshadeFury
AwesomeFirestar was slain by MapleshadeFury
Firestar: *explodes*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
