Illyrian Siphons

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This is a tiny detail. So minor I've never seen it before in this fandom. So, I don't have my copy of acowar with me but, when they're fighting Hybern, it says something like- the blue, green, and red siphons lit up the sky. So, let us dissect this sentence. Bring out the scalpel! Mwah ha ha ha ha! Sorry. There are three colors mentioned. They are- red, blue and green. How many books are there in the series (not the spin off)- 3. Hmm mmm. There are three colors adorning each of these lovely books- red, blue, and green. What does this mean? Not much actually. To accentuate my point- In A Court of Mist and Fury, there are only two books so far. We know only two siphon colors- Cassian's and  Azriels- Red and Blue. What color are the books. They can't be red and blue. But yes my fellow Maasassin they can be.

I wrote a poem about Tamlin


The Toolboss

Oh get over yourself

You're a tool

Everyone hates you

Feylin (was that even something?) can burn

Everyone hates you

A fandom wants to

murder you

You're Tamlin the toolbox

P.S. My friend who hates reading and has never even picked up a Maas book routinely asks me how the toolbox is going. What does this say about my conversations.

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