Coming Soon- Yeah right.
Doctor to Patient
Doctor- So you say you have involuntary shivers, will randomly burst into uncontrollable tears, and keep staring off into space. Not to mention moaning about nameless is my price when you're sleeping.
Patient- Yeah, I do. My roommate is getting mad at me. But most of all, I'm in a terrible reading slump.
Doctor- I have a hunch I know what you have. Have you experienced any life-altering changes recently?
Patient- Why...Yes. I finished Empire of Storms and Aelin...... *Sobbing*
Doctor- I'm quite certain now you have Empire of Storm Syndrome or EOSS.
Patient- Is there... Is there any cure?
Doctor- Well what you can do is go online and go to all the forums. There is a whole community of people waiting to talk to you. They have all felt your pain- they know what you're going through. I also recommend writing- fanfics, everything. Look, if that doesn't work, then you'll have to use Tower of Dawn. But the only way to truly cure it is to read Throne of Glass Book 7. However, do be warned for this can come with more uncontrollable sobs, sprints of irrational giddiness, and loving/hating Sarah J. Maas for the rest of eternity.
Patient- Alright. Sign me up. When can I get Book 7.
Doctor- In a year.
Patient- Um... Pardon.
Doctor- If you preorder well, it comes out in 2018.
Patient- I CAN'T wait that long.
Sarah J Maas- Sorry.
I know there are probably a million of these, but I needed to do one.
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We Are the Maasassins
RandomMe venting on all the Sarah J. Maas books. There will be spoilers. Short stories. Troubles of an obsessive reader. Fan art.