You sit on the bleachers at the Slytherin Quidditch practice, half reading and half watching the game. Or, more specifically, watching Draco Malfoy. He grins at one of the other Slytherins as he plays. A girl. A wave of jealousy hits you. Too bad you've got no chance with him. You spend zero time on your looks and %100 of your time studying. Luckily you've got a tiny waist and perfect skin and are kind of effortlessly beautiful anyway.
Then Draco gets off his broom. He comes over and sits beside you. Everyone looks over, but no one says anything about Draco just leaving the game. After all, the whole team totally ships you and him together.
"Hi." You say nervously.
"Hi." He's staring into your eyes mesmerizingly. "You're beautiful."
Then, he dips you and kisses you passionately, cause even though we're only 140 words into this fic they're already making out. Yay!
When you come up for air he says, "I love you." You've only ever said 'Hi' to him, but you also made a lot of meaningful eye-contact.
Then he takes your hand and walks you down the steps to the Quidditch team, who are actually secretly One Direction in disguise.
"Hey, guys. This is my new girlfriend." He turns to you. "Meet 1D."
"Hi." The cute one says.
"Oh my god you guys should totally move in with us." The hippie one says.
"Yeah! So should Draco!" Shrek says.
"Omg yes!" You say.
And that's how you, Draco and Shrek became the newest members of One Direction.
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