Flynn had only been on the bus for a few hours when he heard a noise of distress from the kitchen-part of the camper.
He wandered into the room and found Shrek sitting on the counter looking at a laptop. Shrek appeared to be crying.
"Hey buddy, what's the deal?" Flynn sat beside him.
"Someone keeps on stealing the best lines from my story on Wattpad, see?" Shrek handed Flynn the laptop and they compared Shrek's story with one somebody else had written.
"I'm writing this Fan Fiction called Shrek Meets Five Seconds Of Summer, and that person just published one with the same name! And I wrote a whole segment about me and one of the band members having a romantic picnic, and they did too! Plus there was this line I wrote;
'Luke handed Shrek a glass of raspberry lemonade. "Here," Luke said, "It's sweet, like you!" Suddenly, Luke looked into Shrek's eyes and suddenly said, "I love you Shrek." Suddenly, and suddenly he kissed him passionately.'
The person who copied my story has that line in their story too." Shrek cried.
"Wow. That's...uh, that's really too bad. Listen, I don't know that much about Fan Fiction, but Maximus might know about it. I think he writes stuff on Wattpad." Said Flynn.
Suddenly, as if on cue, Maximus galloped in, holding his iPad.
"Hey everybody, what's up?" He said, winking classily from behind a pair of shades.
"Someone stole my story on Wattpad!" Shrek shrieked.
"Oh my god what was their name?" Maximus whinnied. "I'll trample them under my hooves of steel!"
"ponies5eva." Shrek moaned, his eyes welling up with tears.
Maximus' eyes widened. "Oh." He cleared his throat. "Uhm what's your name on Wattpad?"
"OgresAreDaBest123."
Maximus swallowed and sat down in one of the chairs.
"Shrek, I'm really sorry but I might've accide-"
"Hey guys!" You peeked around the door. "What's going on?"
"Yeah!" One Direction said in harmony. "We heard talking in the kitchen so we thought we'd come and party!" They all looked at each other.
"We should make that our next single." The old-man one said.
They all nodded in agreement and went into another room to record their new album.
"Wots happening m8s?" Draco flounced in.
"Shrek's Fan Fiction was stolen." Flynn said, obviously tired of all the explaining he had to do.
"Are you joking?" You said, sitting down beside Shrek and patting his back.
"That's owfol! My daddy will hear about this!" Draco flounced back out.
Maximus stayed awkwardly silent.
"Who did it?" You asked.
"Someone named ponies5eva." Shrek wailed.
"Who's tha-"
Maximus interrupted you.
"It was me."
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