W. D. Gaster x Reader

Virginity

undernet.GotCoinz/

It's like the monster version of Craigslist. But less sketchy. It's a small website that connects workers with employers, allows people to offer their services, let people buy and sell things, and it helps people find job offers. I think it's really handy, and really fun to look around on just to see how things were going in the Underground.

A few days ago, I noticed a few people from Snowdin were looking for plumbers, that's how I learned a few water pipes had froze there. It's interesting to look around and see what people are buying, selling, offering, and what jobs need to be done. I thought it was a great site, until Bratty and Catty showed me the sketchy side of the site. The side where people are selling sex toys, offering sexual services, and other stuff like that. But honestly, it's even more entertaining than the normal side of the site.

I was scrolling through, until I saw an old and unanswered ad. Someone was selling their virginity.

My eyes widened and I immediately clicked on it to see what it said. My mouth fell open when I saw it was typed in Wingdings. No wonder no one answered it, hardly anyone could read it. It must be Gaster since he's the only person who would be typing in Wingdings. But luckily, I can read it.

'I'm a male boss monster looking for someone to take my virginity. I'm tired of "waiting for the right person", I just want to get it over with. I don't expect a friendship or relationship, just a night. If you're interested, message me.'

This is insane! He actually put up an ad, and the funniest part is he put it up as a job. He was gonna pay thirty gold to whoever was interested in taking his virginity. That's just sad, usually someone would put it up for sale, but he was so desperate he would pay someone to do it. I smirked some as I decided to answer the ad. Of course, my profile picture and username are both displayed, so he would know it was me.

'So. Is that offer still valid? Or am I too late?'

I sent it and grinned as I waited for the response. He would probably get a notification that someone answered the ad on his phone and would respond soon until he was doing an experiment.

'You weren't meant to see that (Y/N).'

Was all he said.

'Little late for that. So, is the offer still up for grabs?'

'The terms have changed, you don't get the 30G, so move along.'

'I don't care about the money, I just want your virginity.'

'Why would someone young and beautiful like you, want to get with me?'

'I think you're cute.'

'(Y/N) I'm literally in the room right next to you. Come here so we can talk.'

'Ok.'

I got up and went into the next room. I helped him at the Lab, I'm also one of his closest friends, so this was probably a bit weird.

"(Y/N), I can't believe you answered that ad." He said. "Well I can't believe you put it up." "I was young and desperate then. And I can't believe I put up such a silly ad when I was young. In fact, I'm going to take it down right now." He got on his phone and deleted the ad. "There." I watched as he put his phone down. "Oh come ooooon, If you're tired of waiting then I would love to help you out." He rolled his eyes. "I'm not tired of waiting. Aren't you a virgin?!"

Silence. Dead silence.

"So."

"So, I never said I was still a virgin. But you are." He smirked down at me and I blushed. "You're the only virgin here." He pointed out and I blushed even more, trying to hide my face from his smirk.

I can't believe he's hitting on me, AND IT'S WORKING!

"If you're ever tired of waiting, you know where to find."

He said before walking off, he seemed very proud of himself. I couldn't help but to wonder why he was so flirtatious. He isn't usually like that. He isn't ever like that.

I noticed some purple writing on his calendar, it was in Wingdings so I copied it down to translate later.

I went over to my desk and I began to type in the characters. I then turned it into a different font and I bit my lip at what it translated to.

'Heat begins today'

Shit.