How to Make a Demigod: A Percy Jackson Guide

How to NOT make A PJO Fanfic

How NOT to make a PJO Fanfic

(aka how to piss off a Percy Jackson fan That ACTUALLY read the books, apparently)

Demigods, Friends

we've ALL seen this ATLEAST once or twice in our fandom history

and believe me, if you did, this, probably made you loose faith in this other wise awesome fandom

and this is why I made this book in the first place, to help fans who are interested in making a PJO OC or just wants to write a book about them, WITHOUT following this path right down to the drain

1.MAKE YOU CHARACTER A DEMIGOD OF ONE OF THE BIG THREE FOR NO RANDOM REASON! Even though all of the big Three made a deal NOT to have anymore children since BLOODY WORLD WAR II!

2.  GIVE HER A EVIL STEPPARENT! because EVERY Percy Jackson Mary Sue HAS to have a evil Stepparent!

3. MAKE HER PRETTY, RICH, POPULAR AND THE DEFINITION OF A GIRLY GIRL! But add a little twist! make her think she's NOT pretty, NOT rich, SUCH A tomboy and Unpopular!

I woke up in the morning in a huge triple king sized 1 Million dollar bed complete with Chinese Silk bed sheets and got up to get dressed, walking into my Walk In Closet that was bigger than the Taj Mahal, staring at all the 55 Billion dollar designer outfits

ugh, I'M SOOOO POOR

I got dressed in a pink extra short size 0 mini dress encrusted with 3,000 million dollars worth of diamonds made from the most expensive Chinese silk in the world, and slipped a pair of 20 inch diamond and ruby encrusted high heels, I went to my mirror and *1000 pages of Makeup shit later* and looked at my silver and gold smoky eyes and eyeliner complete with red glittery lipstick, all branded from the most expensive Makeup brand in the world, brushing my hair into wavy curls

ugh, I'M SUUUUCH A TOMBOY

 I Stared at my BEAUTIFUL Kaleidoscope ORBS and PERFECTLY flawless skin, after nailing my FANTASTICALLY done makeup, flicking back my perfectly done ankle length wavy blonde hair, I looked at how my  super duper extra short size 0 mini dress hugged my perfectly Hourglass figure.

ugh, I'm SOOOO UGLY

example: 

I walked into Goode Highschool flicking my hair back, watching all the boys swoon and drool over me and all the girls fangirl over me, I suddenly got lifted up by the hottest boys in the entire school and put in a gold and pink throne SPECIALLY made for me! As the boys carried me around on my throne around the school! 

ugh, I'm SOOOO UNPOPULAR

(ok, I think I lost a few brain cells writing all that shit, and unfortunately I have to do that shit all over again later -_-)

4: MAKE HER LOOK LIKE A FREAKING BARBIE DOLL!  Complete with "EXOTIC" Coloured Eyes ,Foot length blonde hair COMPLETE with platinium streaks, Big as hell boobs, a extra Jessica Rabbit short waist with a triple size 0 top, Super duper Extra short mini skirt and 100 INCH HIGH HEELS! and if Barbie doesn't Suit your taste! Kim Kardashian is also acceptable

5. MAKE THE PLOT 60% Making out with boyfriend of choice! 35% Percent Make up shit and 5% fighting and something related to the Actual book!

6. MAKE ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THE BOOKS SO OUT OF CHARACTER, THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH A FORMER SAD SHELL OF THEIR FORMER SELVES!

7. DON'T include Hazel, Frank and ANYTHING TO DO WITH CAMP JUPITER!

8. Make Piper a FREAKING FANGIRL! EVEN THOUGH SHE ISN'T IN THE ACTUAL BOOKS!

9. MAKE Leo and Nico, two of the scrawniest and socially awkward characters in the entire group, "HOT and HUSKY"

10. Make her date PERCY, JASON, NICO OR/AND LEO! Even though all 4 is in a FREAKING RELATIONSHIP and Nico is FREAKING GAY

11. If you do realize they are in a relationship, BREAK THE COUPLE UP, THEN DATE YOUR DEMIGOD DESIRED

12. Make Percy have the mentality of a Toddler

13. Make her a daughter of Artemis! EVEN THOUGH ARTEMIS IS A FREAKING ETERNAL VIRGIN

14. MAKE THE STORY ALL DEMIGODS! No Satyrs, No Nymphs, No Chiron, No Mr. D, Just demigod

15: Only monsters/ Evil threats to exist?

-Hellhounds

- Furies

-Minotaurs

-Kronos

-Gaea

cuz apparently the other monsters and other titans are having an eternal Rave party in Narnia

16. Have a problem ending a chapter? easy! just make your OC faint!

17. only weapons to exist?

-Daggers

-Swords

-Bows

because apparently no one invented Gauntlets, Cross bows, fire arms, whips or shields yet 

18. Use the dreaded word ORBS instead of eyes

19. Make Nico

One, way too Happy

Two, Way too Dramatic

Three, Way too Romantic

or Four,a Freaking Vampire

20. Make the OC good at EVERYTHING! And by Every thing I mean EVERYTHING

21. Who needs time? MAKE HEALING INSTANT AND IMMEDIATE!

22. MAKE YOUR BOOK A GRAMMAR MISTAKE

23. Make the parents NOT worry about their kid

24. Make your OC KNOW she's a Demigod daughter of *Insert Artemis or Big Three God of Choice* BEFORE SHE EVEN GETS CLAIMED OR ENDS UP IN CAMP HALF BLOOD

25. Make their name something related to their godly parent and SUPER LONG

for example

Aqua Marine Dolphin Fish Seafood Jackson

Sky Lightning Cloud Thunderpants Grace

Scarllet Blood Shadow Skull Darkness Ruby Di Angelo 

Luna Moon Bow Silver Reindeer

(Ok, who wants to join the "Most Ridiculous name ever made up in existence" game, I know mine sucks but hey, it was supposed to)

26. MAKE HER SAVE THE BLOODY UNIVERSE!

27. Make her blessed by every god in existence

28. Make her related to Percy, Jason or Nico

29. make her know EVERYTHING about Campy half blood before she even GETS TO THE BLOODY PLACE

30. Intro must be

"Hi, I'm *insert ridiculous name here* Jackson

31. Instead of walking, make her TELEPORT to random places

32. Make Percy's ey...wait....ORBS...Blue (-_- dear people who do this in fanfics......*gets the Lightning Thief and throws it at their face* READ THE FREAKING BOOK! HE'S EYES AREN'T EVEN BLUE IT'S  GREEN!)

*goes to my spot and sits there* -_- ok....I think I'm ending this cuz I don't want to end up having the brain the  size of Kim Kardashian's at the end of this(aka the Brain the size of a Tater Tot)

but, I hope you enjoyed 

(I'm busy doing the HOW To make a PJO Fanfic, out of stuff I learned  from these stuff seen in fanfics today, plus two chapters comparing the two)

but after this, I'm going to be covering Weapons, Origins, Appearances (split up in 3-4  types) and some other stuff 

anyways

As Always Demigods

Stay Awesome

~Kidatash