TF2 oneshots

Mischief making surprise character x reader

A/N LipstickJungle222 If you haven't checked out her stories,do so now,she writes much better than I do.I promise you will not be disappointed.BTW, Surprise X reader.

Your pov
It was a day like any other.Boring and filled with bullets.After A long day of work,I decided to play with all the stuff from the battle field.I found a few sentry parts and,well,built an army of tiny sentries,And a few machines from Horizon zero Dawn. I was planning on giving them to engie.But first,(let me take a selfie)I needed to do some more work.I found a bunch of different looking bottles left by scout and I was bored and decided:why not sort them and scare the team from a higher Angle.So I started picking up bottles, and Putting them in neat piles.The tiny army of sentries and Machines were eagerly helping.After Hours of Picking up bottles,I looked for dead bodies.(Just a little crazy)I stacked 20-30 in a huge pile and set fire to the stack.The Light was so very pretty.I started laughing insanely,After I was done with this...I fed them to the carnivorous fish that I had won from the Dishonored 2 convention.I had watched them.I continued to just mess around,I made a sword out of a stick and carved a helmet outta someone's hat.Me and my robotic army we're charging at a few mechanical robots I managed to fix and re-program them to be good guys."Thank you for fixing us"There was a scout,Sniper,medic,and Soldier.Of course I fixed them because well,That's all I could find.Did ya think I was gonna say because I loved them?Ha! Don't make me laugh.I could care less about medic Because he left me in the freaking grocery store!And scout was freaking out that they had lost me in the grocery store, Soldier was thinking I died by the commies,And sniper had frantically Looked for me.What about CBS you say?He just stuffed the cart full a stuff because I wasn't there to tell him what and what not to buy.The others?Well, engie had done the same thing, except look around him,Heavy didn't care.The spycrab?That old fart was just sitting there.Pyro was crying and I felt bad.And Demoman Slowly,in-a-creepy-way made his way down the isles.How do I know all of this, because I was literally just walking around.None of them saw me.Bunch a idiots!Do you think it's harsh?well believe me.I don't care...Well maybe a little😳. Anyway,I got bored and Decided,To shoot everybody with my tiny sentry army."Ah darlin stop,it tickles"Engie had laughed hysterically.It was cute to see.He came up and kissed me.Out of Everyone,it was him.I kissed back and after that,we were a deadly team on the battle field.