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A/N Thank you for the 229 reads!!!!I'm so surprised!And for that,I'll:reply to EVERYONE'S comments,Take all requests and make 3, new chapters in TF2 head cannons.thanks again!

Short summary
You're in Yharnam,A place from blood borne,You work at hunters dream as a shopkeeper,maid,level up shop,and just a companion.You're also a Hunter.

Your pov
It was very lonely down here.I have Maria of course(I named the plain doll) She's very kind.Oh and Ghernam too.See,I'm actually a hunter.But most of the time I'm here.Whenever there's a new Hunter,well,I get to be one too."hello kind Y/N.How are you?"I'm fine Maria.Just hungry..."okay Y/N,you go to Central Yharnam,I keep Ghernam busy.got it?"Yes Ma'am!"Me and Maria are partners in crime.When one of us want something,we usually devise a plan to get it.You'd never would have thought that Maria was that kind of girl."oh fair Ghernam,Y/N went to clean the dungeons."Thanks for letting me know Maria."I was already in Yharnam,looking for a good prey,No,we are not cannibals.Geez we ain't that bad."Now where should I look,"there were skinny monsters,but no fat monsters, Unfortunately for me,I forget where the executioner and the ogre are.I searched around killing and collecting small parts of meat, eventually,My bag was full and I cleared out the central."who are you Mate?"I froze,wearing my Yharnam Hunter garb.I should have put on henryks Hunter garb but you need to fit in."Hands up or Oi'll shoot."I turned around with my hands up, pretending to be scared."question is,who are YOU!I pinned him to the ground.His weapons were a cleaver and a Hunter blunderbuss."Now tell me where the executioner and ogre are,Or your life is as good as dead."Oi don't know Mate!Oi just woke up in a bloody place like this and those things started shooting at me."Come with me.I gestured him to follow me."and woi should Oi do that?"This guy was a fiesty one."Well I could let you die and let yourself find out what happens when you die,or I can help you and Give you food,healing and a safe place to rest,I have more things to deal with than the likes of you.I have Prey to slaughter and Things to find.So hurry and up and make your decision."Oi don't need help from You ya bloody spook."Fine be that way.You'll die soon enough".I walked away,there was no reason for me to stay."Wait!I'll...I'll come with ya."Stay close.alright?"Yeah yeah okay Mate"We returned to hunters dream and we're welcomed with Maria awaiting my return."welcome back,kind Y/N."Thanks Maria,go inform Ghernam that a new Hunter has been found!*gasp*Really?!Yay!Okay I'll be right back!"Maria ran into the tiny house and ran back."Oh my,let me see the new Hunter!"Maria started to undo his cap.*Gasp*"Y/N!look at that magestic face!And those muscles!I will have a grand time serving you.So will Y/N here.Y/N take off your hat silly!"oh right" I took it off and my (long/short) hair was showing."You're a girl?!Woi didn't you tell me?He bowed and kissed my hand.Christian Brutal Snoiper at your service."O-Oh u-uh Y-Y/N."I blushed and went to change into my black church skirt and sweaty clothes."Ay can you explain wot I'm doin ere?"Of course, Your and Y/N's job is to make sure the Yharnam sun comes up,untill then,you have to kill monsters and hope for the best.I could hear Maria and Christian talking."Could you,perhaps like the new Hunter Y/N? Ghernam asked knowing the likes and odds of me.O-of c-course n-not.I couldn't like him......."Of course,how silly of me,Knowing you DO like Australians.And it seems he likes you too.He just won't admit it.

Ghernam pov
I will NOT sit here while a relationship could be blooming.Later I'll send Christian and Y/N on a mission for something random.Then I'll talk to Maria about setting them up in the phutmerian dungeon and watch them from a distance.No I won't die,The monsters love me.It will be the the thing to get them together.Y/N! Christian!"yes sir?"Ay wot ya need Mate?"Well,I just remembered that the phutmerian dungeon needs cleaning.And by that I mean clear out all 4 layers.And you are both doing it as a team!"W-what?"Uh you sure Mate?They we're both blushing.Yes now get moving."Yes sir!"alroight,let's go Y/N"Now for the fun to begin.

Meanwhile
"Okay,let's go the only way we can go."Hey Sheila?"Uhm yes?"Wot do you think of me?"w-weellll, you're good looking if that's what you mean,And how you do with me in this dungeon is what I think of you."Oh okay well lets move on."Y/N and Christian moved on to a place with two ladders."which one do we go to?"well woi don't Oi climb up this one woi'll you stay down there and guard?"okay.sounds good."Y/N kept guard,but what she didn't know is that a couple of sewer rats had smelled them come in."It won't open!"That's the least of our worries Christian!"woi you say that?"LOOKOUT"Y/N had killed the sewer rat going to kill Christian."You,you saved moi life Sheila!"No problem,I-Lookout Sheila! Christian killed the remaining sewer rat threatening to kill Y/N."thanks Christian.What do you suppose we do if we make it out?"well Oi could take you out somewhere..."I would love that Christian.Y/N had kissed Christian."Oi do like ya Sheila,Oi really do."I love you too.Now,we have some unfinished business here.Y/N and Christian had went through the dungeon with an iron hand.They finished and eventually,watched the Yharnam sunrise together,whilst their wedding.

The end.a/n I literally am almost crying on my own chapter.If any of you have a request please do.