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How he shows his love

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Scout:
Scout shows his love by trying cliche ways to keep you his. You've lived most of your musicals and a bunch of high school musical through Scout's attempts. You've sang rewrite the stars fifteen times. Don't ask why he's singing. again.

Sniper:
Sniper shows his love by letting you roam around in his favorite hat. At first he wouldn't even let you lay a finger on it. As time progressed though, you were advertising it like a model every single day.

Soldier:
Soldier shows how much he loves you by firework shows throughout the year. It's also the time where he's been supposedly fined, the only thing you know is every time he's warned he's made a firework with the very color of someone's blood.

Medic:
Believe it or not, the way he shows his love is by letting you be his assistant. Normally your only task is to watch the birds, though they get you into all sorts of mischief, so he keeps you right next to him. Prepare for the villainous laughter.

Demoman:
Demoman shows his love by taking you to all of his favorite places in Australia. Surprisingly, they aren't pubs or bars. That's a point for your relationship!

Spy:
Spy really likes showing his love by letting you go shopping with him, and letting you have whatever you want. You normally just grab a bag of chips though.

Pyro:
Pyro really likes showing you his entire stuffed animal collection, and he shows his love by lighting a few candles and letting you play with them.

Heavy:
Heavy loves hiking with you, and shows his love by taking you up into the mountains for some fun, such as hunting bears. When the predator has become the prey, he makes a wonderful stew just for you.

Engineer:
Engineer builds things for you to show his love. He builds anything from a book case to a multitasking radio. He's got a lot of stuff up his sleeve.

CBS:
He hasn't really figured out what he wants to even do to show his love, so when he's stumped, he'll sit on the couch and grumble to himself until you come over. When you sit down right next to him, he'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear.