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Medic x Demon!Reader

Once upon an Australia, there lived a demon, who fell for an angel. Here is their story.

You, mysteriously had been recruited for the red team. You weren't from around there. Actually, you weren't from anywhere. You were born in the fiery pits of what you called the downstairs of the house. You're a demon. And knowing they wouldn't accept a demon, you wore a hat. That didn't really help, as the horns just stuck out from the beanie you wore. "Hello Y/n. Vats zat on your head?" The medic finally asked. "O-oh this? It's just a hat. Im not really a fan of my haircut." You murmured. You were a little quiet around him. He was an angel. As you were a complete devil. You fell for the German Doctor, but it would never work. So you just stayed quiet around him. You were at excellent at being your/class. You just didn't tell anyone what you were. You'd be fired, You loved this job, You loved the people. Anyway, It was the end of a battle. It was super hot, and you weren't about to take of your hat in front of everyone. You decided to go to your room and unwind. After a nice trip up the stairs and a few quick smiles, hellos and conversations, you made it to your room. You took off your hat, exposing your favorite/color horns with a pinch of second fav/color. You put on a tank top and some shorts on. You cracked open the window and the door, not thinking someone would invade your space. Just then footsteps came up the stairs. You had your headphones in, So you didn't hear it. "Y/n? Y/n??? Oh zere you are. I vas just vondering..." You took a headphone out and was just about to shut the door, to see a very confused medic there instead. "Oh gods go away! Go away!" You shouted.  "Mein gott... I've never seen anyzing like Zis..." He got closer, trapping you between your bed and the wall. May I touch zem?" He asked, his German accent dripping from his mouth. "S-sure... Go ahead. Just don't tell anyone please...." Upon you permission, Joseph poked the tip of your horns. He started to smile and get all giggly, it actually scared you to a point. He picked you up and spun you. "Wheeeeee!" You laughed, feeling a lot better about showing your horns to everyone else. You squirmed out of his grip and ran down the stairs to show everyone. Scout dropped his bonk and his jaw. "Whoa... Girlie... That's AWESOME!" He hugged you and poked them. "It's like a Halloween costume everyday!" Demo was drunk so he didn't really care. "Leetle girl looks nice." "Wow Sheila! Oim surprised." You waited for the doc to come down the stairs. "Thank you so much!" You squealed in delight. After the discovery of your species, a few others came to visit. One of them... Was a childhood friend of yours. His name was Jokil. "Hey there! Jokil held out his arms to hug you. But something seemed a bit off. Medic noticed and stepped in front of you. " Excuse me. But me and Zis demon have a job to do. So please get out of Zee way. Medic grabbed your hand and tried to lead you away. But a hand grabbed your wrist. You saw the other hand, clutching a Knife. "I came for you... Only I deserve you." He dropped the niceties. "I missed you so much... I couldn't stand the thought of these filthy humans touching you." He got super close and forced a kiss. You struggled, and you struggled hard. A hand pushed Jokil's head away. "I said let's go." Medic threw a bonesaw at the guy and ran for the infirmary with you following suite. You both reached the infirmary, a white place that seemed to hurt you. It was so angelic, you wondered how the man didn't burn you when he grabbed your hand. "I can't stay here... I really really can't." You started to cry. "Vhy not? I could make you very happy." His hand slipped off a glove and touched your face, causing a bit of your skin to disappear. "Ouch! Don't touch me with those off, it's... It'll kill me. I like you. You are very nice. Despite my silence you are very very nice. And I really don't want you to kill me trying to show your affection." You stammered and cried. You were a very sarcastic person as scout could tell everyone. The infirmary door suddenly flew off, and a very angry Jokil stomped through. "If I can't have you, then have it your way!" He shouted and stabbed you. It wasn't going to kill you, but it hurt. Medic ran to hug you, forgetting all about the consequences of touching you with his gloves off. Your skin began to disappear, bringing you along with it. "No! No I'm so sorry please come back.... You vere so extraordinary... And mysterious. I really like you... I love you taube. " Joseph held you tighter. "Goodbye.. Medic. Find someone better. Please." You faded into a skeleton in his arms.

You woke up in a deserted place. Heaven? Hell? You woke up right in front of a gate. "Hello?" You asked. "Hello. Y/n. I've been expecting you. My angels up here made quite the mistake. You are an angel my dear." A man said. "Jesus I take it." You said sweetly. "Very much so. I think an angel deserves another." He laughed. "What do you mean?" You looked at him. "Take a look." He opened a cloud, to..medic! You watched him cry. A few days passed. You watched him tire himself out, looking through books and more books. Trying to converse with anyone in sight. You couldn't take this. "Send me back down please." And Jesus did. You ran as far you could into the infirmary, surprising everyone into tears. You got to medic and tackled him, showering him with kisses. "Mein gott! Y/N!" He shouted and kissed you deeply. You kissed back. "I'm an angel now. I can be with you." You smiled. "Oh Liebe, you vere as lovely as you are now vif zee horns." You held him as he sobbed.

I must say that's a very twisted happily ever after. *shuts the book*😉