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Chatroom #2 part 1

A/N here's the chatroom requested.
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Red Sox has entered the chat.
Outback Assassin bas entered the chat
Live. Die. Saving Private Solly has entered the chat.
King of Disneyland had entered the chat.
Texas toast has entered the chat
Drunk Scotsman has entered the chat.
Sandvich lover has joined the chat.
Healing hands has joined the chat
The spycrab bites at midnight has joined the chat.
Master assassin has joined the chat.
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The spycrab bites at midnight: Has anyone seen that pesky girl?! She decided to turn my suit pink!

Red Sox: She replaced my bonk with diet coke.... And JARATE!

Outback assassin: She messed up moi camper! That bloody dingo.

Sandvich lover: What is the issue with Y/n?

The spycrab bites at midnight: Yes, what is the problem with our little angel crab?

Healing hands: She fed all of my birds and now they all refuse to eat what I give them.

Master assassin: That's what you get for shooing me away from the candy jar.

Red Sox: Oh yeah??? I didn't do anything to you and yet you repay me with this? I loved you Y/n, how could you do this to me?!

Healing hands: It's not like I had a choice frau! I vouldnt have done it if I vas allowed to say yes.

Master assassin: What stopped you? There is no one to stop you is there?

Texas toast: You're not gonna be hungry if you keep eating candy out of the jar and nothing else.

Live. Die. Saving Private Solly: It was you!!! I can't believe it. Drop and give me Sixty soldier.

Texas toast: It was me. I was the reason for it all.

Healing hands: Everyone, I think it's time ve teach zis idiot a lesson.

Outback assassin: Now wait a minute everyone. Are we sure it's this mate here because I'm not too sure. You can never be too cautious.

Drunk Scotsman: Alright ye wee lasses, lemme ask ye a question.